February 16, 2012
by bananas
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I have this girlfriend who does everything right. Jules is perky, smart, sweet and disciplined. I’d hate her if I didn’t already love her so much. So Jules, Mary and I are at a local pub enjoying a few pints … Continue reading
December 8, 2011
by bananas
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“I have this great new plan!” I announce, “I am going to stop eating sugar.” Jay looks at me skeptically from across the dinner table. “You can’t be serious.” I chew my rather large bite of fettucini with bacon in … Continue reading