If you are vin diesel, CLICK HERE

Written by bananas on June 20, 2008 – 6:00 am -

For today, I thought we could play a little game where we laugh and marvel at the WEIRD STUFF PEOPLE SEARCH FOR that leads them to my blog (the vin diesel edition):

(I am not making these search queries up. They are REAL and actual searches, typos and all.)
“if you are vin diesel”
Click Here!

“pin in my mouth”
Pin head.

eco friendly way to kill spiders
Um… smash them?

help i have fly at my house
Hello… FLY SWATTER…

how do you make an egg laugh
Tell it a yoke?

funny things your husband says
How about, “I help with house work.” HA HA HA HA HA HA! Good one, honey!

i love gas-x!
ME TOO!!

And finally, the CLASSIC,
if you are vin diesel, yell veri loud

Now for some BUSINESS TYPE ITEMS:
I am (hopefully) going to be moving my site to Wordpress over the weekend, so you may experience some, err, downtime. Also it may look hideously ugly. Just so you know.
Secondly I am indefinitely suspending Make Me Laugh Monday based on the feedback that I’ve received. If you’re one of the people who regularly participates, don’t worry, I’m coming up with some other ways of sending you traffic.
Finally, Happy called again today… I just thought you should know. And no I’m NOT kidding. I had to use my no-nonsense MOM VOICE with him.
Have a great weekend! But not a happy one. Definitely not a happy one.
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Make Me Laugh Monday

Written by bananas on June 16, 2008 – 6:15 am -

Welcome to Make Me Laugh Monday!

In memorium of my downstairs computer (may it rest in peace), I bring you this close-up look at the Microsoft end-user agreement. You know what they say, if something goes wrong… BLAME MICROSOFT!

Click here to read it…

Here’s the deal if you want to join in.
Write about something funny. It can be an anecdote, a joke, a picture, or a link to something funny… whatever. This is a NO PRESSURE scenario. If it makes you chuckle, it’s good enough. I don’t mean to create a stressful IS IT FUNNY ENOUGH type situation, if you know what I’m sayin’. Anyone can participate.

So you write the post. Then come and link it here so that we can all enjoy the funniness.

If you participate, here’s the code to get the fabulous donkey graphic shown above;

And I should think it goes without saying but JUST IN CASE… any links that don’t go to a Make Me Laugh post on your blog will be deleted, promptly.

And one more thing… several of us read these entries with a child sitting in our lap. Please use an exclamation point at the beginning of your link title if it’s not suitable for young eyes. Happy Monday!

If you’re reading this post in an email, you’ll have to click here to the other Make Me Laugh Monday entries.

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Make Me Laugh Monday

Written by bananas on June 9, 2008 – 5:19 am -

I keep hearing about the amazing wonder that is the Wii Fit. It’s a video game that helps you have FUN while you EXERCISE! Brilliant, yes?!

And yet… something seems a little off about the whole concept.

When I saw this parody on Youtube, it all came together. This spoof is a truly genius take on the actual Wii Fit commercial.

“Wii Fit combines the perfect balance of barely moving and doing mundane things.”

If you’re reading this post in an email, you’ll have to click here to see my video and the other Make Me Laugh Monday entries.

Here’s the deal if you want to join in.
Write about something funny. It can be an anecdote, a joke, a picture, or a link to something funny… whatever. This is a NO PRESSURE scenario. If it makes you chuckle, it’s good enough. I don’t mean to create a stressful IS IT FUNNY ENOUGH type situation, if you know what I’m sayin’. Anyone can participate.

So you write the post. Then come and link it here so that we can all enjoy the funniness.

If you participate, here’s the code to get the fabulous donkey graphic shown above;

And I should think it goes without saying but JUST IN CASE… any links that don’t go to a Make Me Laugh post on your blog will be deleted, promptly.

And one more thing… several of us read these entries with a child sitting in our lap. Please use an exclamation point at the beginning of your link title if it’s not suitable for young eyes. Happy Monday!

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Make Me Laugh Monday

Written by bananas on June 2, 2008 – 6:07 am -

I love parodies, and this one is a goodie.

Safenow.org takes disaster preparation graphics by our lovely federal government and adds some pretty hilarious (and made up) captions.

Here’s a few of my faves,


If a door is closed, karate chop it open.


If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.


If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

They’re ALL hilarious though, so you really must click through and view the rest.

Here’s the deal if you want to join in.
Write about something funny. It can be an anecdote, a joke, a picture, or a link to something funny… whatever. This is a NO PRESSURE scenario. If it makes you chuckle, it’s good enough. I don’t mean to create a stressful IS IT FUNNY ENOUGH type situation, if you know what I’m sayin’. Anyone can participate.

So you write the post. Then come and link it here so that we can all enjoy the funniness.

If you participate, here’s the code to get the fabulous donkey graphic shown above;

And I should think it goes without saying but JUST IN CASE… any links that don’t go to a Make Me Laugh post on your blog will be deleted, promptly.

And one more thing… several of us read these entries with a child sitting in our lap. Please use an exclamation point at the beginning of your link title if it’s not suitable for young eyes. Happy Monday!

If you’re reading this post in an email, you’ll have to click here to see the other Make Me Laugh Monday entries.

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Make Me Laugh Monday

Written by bananas on May 26, 2008 – 3:24 am -

This week for Make Me Laugh Monday I want to introduce you to Exploding Dog. This guy does two drawings each day based on reader-submitted captions. His stuff is really great, and some of the drawings totally crack me up. Like, for example, this one:

“Well, I didn’t see that coming.”

Or this one:

“I am so happy your beard is gone.”

sam brown, explodingdog

Here’s the deal if you want to join in.
Write about something funny. It can be an anecdote, a joke, a picture, or a link to something funny… whatever. This is a NO PRESSURE scenario. If it makes you chuckle, it’s good enough. I don’t mean to create a stressful IS IT FUNNY ENOUGH type situation, if you know what I’m sayin’. Anyone can participate.

So you write the post. Then come and link it here so that we can all enjoy the funniness.

If you participate, here’s the code to get the fabulous donkey graphic shown above;

And I should think it goes without saying but JUST IN CASE… any links that don’t go to a Make Me Laugh post on your blog will be deleted, promptly.

And one more thing… several of us read these entries with a child sitting in our lap. Please use an exclamation point at the beginning of your link title if it’s not suitable for young eyes. Happy Monday!

If you’re reading this post in an email, you’ll have to click here to see the other Make Me Laugh Monday entries.

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