I’m folding laundry in the bedroom when I hear him shout from his seat atop the toilet, “MOM!”
“What CJ?” I holler back.
“Mom! Come here!”
“Just a minute!” I continue folding clothes. Just a few more…
“MOM! COME HERE!” his voice is getting more demanding.
I don’t answer. Almost done.
“MOMMY! I SAID COME HERE… THIS MINUTE!”
There’s a pause, and then, “I AM GOING TO START COUNTING! 1, 2, 3…”
Wearily I walk into the bathroom.
As I enter the doorway, CJ blasts me with a big smile followed by a rousing,
YOU’RE A GRAND OLD FLAG
YOU’RE A HIGH FLYING FLAG
AND FOREVER IN PEACE MAY YOU WAVE
YOU’RE THE EMBLEM OF
THE LAND I LOVE
THE HOME OF THE FREE AND THE BRAVE…
Well, yes I am, CJ. And don’t you forget it.
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May 22, 2009 at 11:36 am
Thank goodness you finally came running, or you’d have missed what sounds like a gripping performance.
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May 22, 2009 at 11:52 am
And here I thought he might just show you something he made, lol
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May 22, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Oh, that’s too funny! Kids are so random sometimes.
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May 25, 2009 at 11:29 pm
now THAT was something worth rushing for …
May 25, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I think he was testing your response time. Maybe you should work on that in your spare time. lol Thanks for this hilarious post!
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May 27, 2009 at 9:21 am
So funny!! Kids are so hilarious sometimes!!
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