He calls it like he sees it

I’m making CJ a hearty breakfast of eggs and sausage.  

He takes one look and shouts, “Is this ALL we’re having? EGGS and PIG?”

Yes dear.  Just eggs and pig, bless his curly-tailed pointy-eared snorting soul.

 

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13 Comments

  1. At least he said “eggs” and not “unfertilized chicken ovum.”

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  2. Yeah… we try not to think about where the food exactly comes from. Although, Monkey just asked me where chicken comes from, so perhaps we should review the concept…

  3. I’m just amazed that you didn’t smack him over the head with a sausage link for being an ungrateful little twat. But then, that’s why I’m not allowed to have children.

  4. Haha! This cracks me up. Actually sounds like something I would say. Not sure what the says about me…

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  5. He is so funny!

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  6. CJ is brilliant…love that kid.

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  7. My husband grew up on a farm and had a pet pig named Petunia. When he was 4 or so, his dad (“live off the land” guy) didn’t think twice about slaughtering Petunia for bacon.

    So the husband sits down for breakfast one morning, sees the huge plate of bacon in front of him, asks his mom, “Is that Petunia?” She says yes and he says, “Petunia is delicious!”

    It’s really no wonder he’s so weird.

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  9. How funny. I remember once when I was younger…my mom served a ‘new hamburger’. It was sooo tasty…while taking the last bite with a mouth full, I asked ‘what is this?’. And my dad said…”Baaaaaa”. I almost choked. lol

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