The game
November 10, 2008 – 9:16 amCJ has a new game called I CAN’T HEAR YOU AND YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME AND I’M NOT LISTENING NOT ONE TINY LITTLE BIT.
He loves this game but I’m not a fan.
It goes like this:
I issue a direct order. Like, “CJ, come here.” (he’s trying to sneak from the kitchen to the basement with something hidden in his pocket.)
He looks just over my left shoulder. You talkin’ to me? Cuz I don’t even SEE you.
“CJ!” I try it louder this time, “CJ, I asked you to come here. And WHAT do you have in your pocket?”
Your lips are moving but all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH.
“CJ! ANSWER ME!” I bellow.
Still I get nothing. He gets a wicked glint in his eye and then races down the stairs. I chase after him, grab at his pocket and confiscate the stolen pudding cup.
“You know, CJ, if you would have just ASKED me for a pudding I might have said yes.” I chastise him. But it’s useless. Cause all he’s getting is static.
Maybe the most frustrating thing of all is that *I* started this game and it’s *MINE* and now it’s being *USED AGAINST ME*.
It’s been true. I’ve been known to use I CAN’T HEAR YOU AND YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME AND I’M NOT LISTENING NOT ONE TINY LITTLE BIT strategically in the war against my husband.
“Jen? Why are you so mad at me?”
I don’t hear you. I don’t see you. You are dead to me.
“Jen! I’m talking to you.”
blah blah blah whatever
“JEN! ANSWER ME!”
And I race downstairs with a pudding cup in my pocket.
Ok, well maybe I’m mixing up story lines. But you get the general idea.
What was my point again?
Oh yeah, the unfairness.
That’s the worst thing of all about children. The way they take your ABSOLUTE WORST traits and fling them right around and back in your face.
Kersplat!
Take that!
And before you can say GO TO YOUR ROOM MISTER YOU’RE IN BIG TROUBLE! you’ve turned into your mother.
Heaven help us all.
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By Jill on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
Oh, my almost 4 year old does this all the time and now my not even one year old is starting it. If he’s crawling toward someplace or something he’s not supposed to, as soon as I say “Spike, no!” he starts scooting faster. Like he hit the turbo button or something. Kids! Why must they be so evil… oops, I mean clever??
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By Dumblond on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
Oh I hear ya!! We may not play that exact game but having my children do things to me that I know they got from me….ugh. I hate that. They just can’t get that whole “do as I say not as I do” thing down.
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By Trenches of Mommyhood on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
Oh yes. Times three in my house.
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By midwest mommy on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
So true!
When I was little they called me motor mouth…is it no wonder my kid won’t shut up.
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By Erin on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
There are times when I want to look at my son and shake him and say “Would you STOP being such a BOSSY, OBNOXIOUS, KNOW-IT-ALL,” and then I look in the mirror and realize I could be saying the exact same things to myself. Sigh.
Why didn’t he inherit my sparkling wit and fascinating personality? Why just my flaws? WHY?
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By pixie on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
Both my kids do this all the time but Monkey’s the worst. She acts the name we’re calling isn’t hers. Sometimes I turn to Hubby and muse, “Maybe that’s not her name! Did we name her the wrong name?” And then I’ll try a bunch of different ones until she turns. Usually I just run after her and grab her by the arm. SO annoying!
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By Carrie on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
It’s even better when they are too old to be lifted up and placed in their rooms . . . when that happens you can post embarrassing photos of them on the Internet.
That’ll teach ‘em. Seriously.
And yes, I am more like my mother with each passing day . . .
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By Honey Mommy on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
Yep. All children go through a “deaf” stage… or as my husband calls it “selective hearing”.
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By HeatherY on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
My 2 year old covers her face like,”You can’t see me”. Funny how kids pick up on the little things we do.
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By Half Assed Kitchen on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
Yeah. Isn’t five great? Mine just told me I’m stupid. As if I didn’t know.
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By Mommy City on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
My children tend to play the opposite game. The one where their face is turned towards you but their eyeballs are obviously looking elsewhere. Oh how I hate the “Yeah whatever… I’m listening” look. My husband on the other hand loves CJ’s game. I actually bought him a shirt last Christmas that says “Your lips are moving but all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH”
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By Kimber on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
My youngest is always telling me he wishes he was the grown up so he could be the boss of me.
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By Kathleen on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
Oh my goodness! That would definitely drive me to drink - or at least stomp my feet.
Hang onto your most excellent sense of humor my friend—methinks you’re gonna need it.
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By Desiree - Mother Musings on Nov 10, 2008 | Reply
They are amazingly clever, aren’t they? It’s quite disturbing when our children pull these things on us.
My 3 YO is doing a splendid job of this very thing. Fun stuff.
Thanks for sharing,
Ciao
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By sheila on Nov 11, 2008 | Reply
How funny because my husband and I were just talking about something (almost) similar yesterday….how we are finding that dealing with our 18 yr old daughter is SO different than how we thought of ourselves when we were 18. Funny, we thought restrictions at 18 was unnecessary when it was us, now we’re all about them. Um, sorta the same, just not 4 years old right?
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By Soliloquy on Nov 11, 2008 | Reply
The scary thing?
Where do you think they learn all that crap?
From US.
Thank goodness I only have two children to screw up.
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By wendy on Nov 11, 2008 | Reply
Bahahaha - this is too funny. Sadly, it is very true, too! *sigh*
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By Just Jiff on Nov 12, 2008 | Reply
LOL. yeah, kids are the greatest mirrors of our own flaws. hehehe.
That’s cute.
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By Mrs. F on Nov 12, 2008 | Reply
Ewww, I am currently going through the same thing with my 5 year old. I am the invisible mommy.
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By Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas on Nov 13, 2008 | Reply
My daughter once said to me (she was 3) when I was really angry after she’d done something AGAIN, after about the third time I’d said Don’t Do That, something I shall never forget.
She cocked her head slightly to one side, measuring me with her look, and calmly stated almost to herself, “You can’t kill me.”
Like, she was totally sizing up what could possibly happen that was SO bad she couldn’t just keep doing what she wanted to do.
!*@*($^!)@#^!_!!
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By tuesday on Nov 13, 2008 | Reply
My five year old daughter acts like hs is 16, so I know.
I know.
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By Mommy Cracked on Nov 13, 2008 | Reply
Sing it, sister!
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By Heidi on Nov 14, 2008 | Reply
Maybe it’s time to move the pudding cups. lol
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By ame i. on Nov 14, 2008 | Reply
That is a favorite game for my girls, too. They also enjoy “Yes, you told me to stop doing that, so I will stop, after I do it just one more time.”
Odd how kids don’t hear what you want them to hear, but if you don’t want them to hear something, they SO hear that.
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By sheila on Nov 15, 2008 | Reply
Okay, this is a great post, but I’m tired of re-reading it! LOL. how bout a new one? ha hah a
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By Colleen - Mommy Always Wins on Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
WA-WA-WA, WA-WA-WA-WA.
I swear sometimes that’s all they hear.
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By Jessica Bern on Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
Just when I thought it could/would get a little better. My kid turns five and turns into your kid, and every other kid, who does exactly what you said. Throws back at me, every thing I’ve ever done that I can’t stand about myself.
Never mind how incredibly uncool I feel around her half the time and she is FIVE!!!! OMG- will this junior high trauma bullshit ever go away? :)
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