It’s getting hot in here… the pre-BlogHer blah blah blah post

Since EVERYBODY AND THEIR DOG is writing a pre-BlogHer post about clothes and shoes and OH THE WEIGHT WE DIDN’T LOSE, I’ve decided to join in.

After all, what’s a bandwagon without all the people jumping on it?

So it’s true, I’m going to BlogHer.  And I’m excited except I’m clearly in denial because I leave in just a few moments and I have done NOTHING in preparation.

Nada.

Well, except I DID get a new outfit.

Nothing fancy.  Just a little sumpin’ sumpin’…

Tell me what you think (and BE HONEST)…

You may have noticed, I’ve been working out.

But seriously, I’m really excited because I have super-DUPER-cool roommate who I met at BlogHer last year.

If you don’t already know her (YOU SHOULD!), say hello to Amie from Mamma Loves.

She and I are two of a kind.

If you don’t get to go to BlogHer this year, I’m truly sorry. 

The ONE THING you need to know is that I looked like THIS:

Don’t believe anything you hear to the contrary. (VICIOUS LIES!)  People are saying I had a muffin top? You respond with a  LALALALALALALA.  Hear talk of dowdy clothes? that’s your cue to shout, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!  People claim I was boring as a paper napkin, and almost as soggy?  Your line is ARE YOU TALKING? CAUSE ALL I HEAR IS BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Got it?

Good.

Now for those of you who ARE going…

Ignore everything above and prepare yourself for MUFFIN TOP ACTION. 

Yeah baby!

(But what good is a women if she doesn’t have a little something to squeeeeeeze??? Seriously.)

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One more thing. 

CJ looked over my shoulder when I was doing the Photoshopping for this post and said “Mommy, you look BEEAUTIFUL!”

I shift uncomfortably in my chair and say, “Uh, thanks.”

Then he wrinkles his forehead and adds, “But it doesn’t really look like you.”

ya think?

He studies the picture and continues, “You don’t have a purse like that.”

Because THE PURSE is what gives it away.

Oh how I love that boy!

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