This post contains the big reveal to my earlier post.
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Seriously people, SPERM? Eggs? Pregnancy? Sperm? Fertilization!!?
I don’t know what you all are teaching your kids, but mine still thinks that there’s a STORK who brings the baby.
Well, not really.
But basically.
ANYWAY...
Closest guess goes to Wendy, who guessed NO SPITTING and most creative guess goes to Julia for “Take off your necktie.”
(Does ANYONE’S daddy still wear a necktie?)
And finally, here’s the answer that you’ve all been waiting for…
(You see it now, don’t you?)
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July 23, 2008 at 5:00 pm
so, that’s a “no” to the peeing? It looks like maybe a “yes” to peeing or maybe more of a “oops i peed.” The face seems ambiguous. Still, it’s a good rule.
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July 23, 2008 at 6:55 pm
you know? Jay also thought that it was more of a ‘yes’ to peeing. I say that you both are being WAAAAY too analytical! ;)
July 23, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Oh, darn. I thought I had it! ;)
Don’t know any necktie wearin’ daddies, but you never know. Most people are more classy than me. lol
July 23, 2008 at 5:05 pm
If only we’d had a “no setting fires” sign when the baby set the kitchen ablaze. Maybe he could make money selling these?
My husband still wears a necktie. He likes to impress all the elementary kids with his snazzy dressing.
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July 23, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Yup, my husband still has to wear a necktie. He would gladly purchase a NO Necktie sign and give to his boss though. :)
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July 23, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I’d be willing to sell the license to it for a reasonable fee…
July 23, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Ha awesome! I was going to guess “must carry a whip” but I see I was wrong :P
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July 23, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Peeing, eh? Was he peeing against a window or something? Artistic license, I guess…. :) Glad my knowledge of kids and spitting came in handy for something!
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July 23, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Quick, get me a paper towel, I just spit coke all over my screen! LOL
A stork? Hell, I’m not even teaching them that much – as far as my boys know, babies magically appear in bellies and come out later!
Peeing. ROFLMAO. Love it.
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July 23, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Oh if it were only so magical!
July 23, 2008 at 6:50 pm
I so thought sperm too, but that would be too easy! *snort*
Pee is better….wait… I dunno what I’m trying to say.
July 23, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I still see sperm.
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July 23, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Sounds like a personal problem.
;)
July 23, 2008 at 7:57 pm
My kids know that babies grow in tummies, have seen diagrams of what the baby looks like in there, and they even know the basics of how the baby gets out of the tummy. However, they have NO CLUE of how a baby gets into Mums tummy nor have the asked.
I must concur… it does look like spermy. :)
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July 23, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Definitely sperm.
That is a funny bum pooping. Cute!
We had The Talk with my 8-year old recently. I always thought it would be so painful, so awkward and embarrassing. But actually? I rock at teaching about sex! I was cool as a refridgerated cucumber. Anyone want to hire me?
And my husband still wears a tie too. Only in court.
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July 23, 2008 at 10:00 pm
see now I just feel silly. Why couldn’t I see that before?
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July 24, 2008 at 3:34 am
I still don’t see the peeing. In fact, I went and looked at the previous post since I missed it yesterday BEFORE I looked at the answer. Wanna know my guess?
That was picture of his dad with his skinny mama.
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July 24, 2008 at 4:38 am
Am I the only one who thinks that looks like a lollipop? I was so sure I was right . . .
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July 24, 2008 at 5:47 am
LOL…fertilization was a joke but I’m still seeing a balloon
July 24, 2008 at 6:29 am
I see it now! It’s an elongated letter ‘p,’ but I still think it’s subliminal, and CJ wants a bro or sis! :)
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July 24, 2008 at 7:19 am
What am I missing? What is so bad about peeing?
July 25, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Really I think it’s peeing INSIDE (like on the floor) that has been banned. But I’m just guessing…
July 24, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Yep, I’m taking sperm and not looking back.
Sorry, Jen.
July 24, 2008 at 4:49 pm
You have a talented artist on your hands. And perhaps the makings of a very law-abiding or law-making child! Hysterical! Thanks for sharing :)
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July 25, 2008 at 10:03 am
Seriously I’d love justify the guess, but there really isn’t any justification…
Wouldn’t have thought of peeing though, but I’m glad CJ is so thorough and didn’t leave it out! :)
July 25, 2008 at 10:44 am
Now that is some funny stuff! Such an artist! LOL
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July 26, 2008 at 7:52 am
all of those signs are just hilarious, LOL
I can relate to your other post about not going into detail about blogher, I find most people just don’t understand,
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