Honey, I’m HOME!
July 23, 2008 – 4:20 pmThis post contains the big reveal to my earlier post.
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Seriously people, SPERM? Eggs? Pregnancy? Sperm? Fertilization!!?
I don’t know what you all are teaching your kids, but mine still thinks that there’s a STORK who brings the baby.
Well, not really.
But basically.
ANYWAY...
Closest guess goes to Wendy, who guessed NO SPITTING and most creative guess goes to Julia for “Take off your necktie.”
(Does ANYONE’S daddy still wear a necktie?)
And finally, here’s the answer that you’ve all been waiting for…
(You see it now, don’t you?)
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By Karen on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
so, that’s a “no” to the peeing? It looks like maybe a “yes” to peeing or maybe more of a “oops i peed.” The face seems ambiguous. Still, it’s a good rule.
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bananas Reply:
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
you know? Jay also thought that it was more of a ‘yes’ to peeing. I say that you both are being WAAAAY too analytical! ;)
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By Julia on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
Oh, darn. I thought I had it! ;)
Don’t know any necktie wearin’ daddies, but you never know. Most people are more classy than me. lol
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By World's Greatest Mommy on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
If only we’d had a “no setting fires” sign when the baby set the kitchen ablaze. Maybe he could make money selling these?
My husband still wears a necktie. He likes to impress all the elementary kids with his snazzy dressing.
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By Michelle on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
Yup, my husband still has to wear a necktie. He would gladly purchase a NO Necktie sign and give to his boss though. :)
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bananas Reply:
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I’d be willing to sell the license to it for a reasonable fee…
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By Big Momma Pimpalishisness on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
Ha awesome! I was going to guess “must carry a whip” but I see I was wrong :P
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By Wendy on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
Peeing, eh? Was he peeing against a window or something? Artistic license, I guess…. :) Glad my knowledge of kids and spitting came in handy for something!
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By pgoodness on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
Quick, get me a paper towel, I just spit coke all over my screen! LOL
A stork? Hell, I’m not even teaching them that much - as far as my boys know, babies magically appear in bellies and come out later!
Peeing. ROFLMAO. Love it.
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bananas Reply:
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Oh if it were only so magical!
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By sam on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
I so thought sperm too, but that would be too easy! *snort*
Pee is better….wait… I dunno what I’m trying to say.
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By MammaLoves on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
I still see sperm.
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bananas Reply:
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Sounds like a personal problem.
;)
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By Polka Dot Mommy on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
My kids know that babies grow in tummies, have seen diagrams of what the baby looks like in there, and they even know the basics of how the baby gets out of the tummy. However, they have NO CLUE of how a baby gets into Mums tummy nor have the asked.
I must concur… it does look like spermy. :)
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By Natasha on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
Definitely sperm.
That is a funny bum pooping. Cute!
We had The Talk with my 8-year old recently. I always thought it would be so painful, so awkward and embarrassing. But actually? I rock at teaching about sex! I was cool as a refridgerated cucumber. Anyone want to hire me?
And my husband still wears a tie too. Only in court.
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By judy haley (coffeejitters) on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply
see now I just feel silly. Why couldn’t I see that before?
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By Queen of Shake Shake on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply
I still don’t see the peeing. In fact, I went and looked at the previous post since I missed it yesterday BEFORE I looked at the answer. Wanna know my guess?
That was picture of his dad with his skinny mama.
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By Erin on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply
Am I the only one who thinks that looks like a lollipop? I was so sure I was right . . .
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By Jakki on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply
LOL…fertilization was a joke but I’m still seeing a balloon
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By Roger on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply
I see it now! It’s an elongated letter ‘p,’ but I still think it’s subliminal, and CJ wants a bro or sis! :)
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By Jen on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply
What am I missing? What is so bad about peeing?
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bananas Reply:
July 25th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Really I think it’s peeing INSIDE (like on the floor) that has been banned. But I’m just guessing…
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By WM on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply
Yep, I’m taking sperm and not looking back.
Sorry, Jen.
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By Coffeegrl on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply
You have a talented artist on your hands. And perhaps the makings of a very law-abiding or law-making child! Hysterical! Thanks for sharing :)
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By Barbara on Jul 25, 2008 | Reply
Seriously I’d love justify the guess, but there really isn’t any justification…
Wouldn’t have thought of peeing though, but I’m glad CJ is so thorough and didn’t leave it out! :)
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By Bethany on Jul 25, 2008 | Reply
Now that is some funny stuff! Such an artist! LOL
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By jessica on Jul 26, 2008 | Reply
all of those signs are just hilarious, LOL
I can relate to your other post about not going into detail about blogher, I find most people just don’t understand,
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