A seal’s a seal’s a seal. Right? WRONG.

July 15, 2008 – 12:00 am

We interrupt the painfully long and drawn-out seal pup melodrama for this IMPORTANT service message to Google Ads.

Dear people at Google Ads:

It has come to my attention that you are rather confused.  Take THIS, for example:

I’m thinking it’s time for a little lesson in SEAL PUP IDENTIFICATION. (you can thank me later)

are you paying attention? 

Ok, now it’s time for a POP QUIZ.

I’ll give you a hint… it’s the one that isn’t married to Heidi Klum.

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29 Responses to “A seal’s a seal’s a seal. Right? WRONG.”

  1. By Simply Shannon on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    That is too funny! But wait…how does the hot dog fit in?
    “One of these things is not like the others…”
    just started going through my poor tired little brain. Am I missing something, or did you just run out of things that fit in the “Seal” category and insert something random just to fill the last spot?
    Either way- you’re hilarious!

    Simply Shannons last blog post..Mosaic Mania

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    bananas Reply:

    well OBVIOUSLY hot dog = dog = puppy = pup = seal pup.
    Yeah, so it’s a long shot. Blame it on two glasses of wine and blogging waaay too late at night! ;)

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  2. By Lynette on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
    Bottom Left…no wait, that’s a full grown NAVY seal. Both at home in the water, sometimes cute, but NEVER fluffy face..

    Hmm…And you did say BABY right? May I change my guess to SECOND on the left? That one is at home in the water AND cute & fluffy face. (Boy, your quiz was REALLY hard)

    Lynettes last blog post..Thank you Little Miss Obvious

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    bananas Reply:

    I’m just glad to see you’ve put so much thought and effort into this. Google should hire you.

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  3. By Monique on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    Oh my gosh, thank you so much for this laugh!!! I needed it desperately. Greatest quiz I’ve ever taken! :D

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  4. By threeundertwo on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    Hello,

    Just found you from somewhere else. . .

    Very funny! My eye went right to the hot dog and tried to make it fit.

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  5. By Midwest Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    You are too funny! Those google ads!

    Midwest Mommys last blog post..Cahoots! I tell you!

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  6. By katia on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    You’re killing me with the suspense! I wanna know what happened to the baby seal!!

    katias last blog post..contest — winner!

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  7. By HRH on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    OMG. That is crazy funny. I like your find the seal test.

    HRHs last blog post..Holly and the Aquaskipper…

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  8. By the planet of janet on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    meanwhile, back at the beach ………… what happened to the seal pup?

    the planet of janets last blog post..Weekly Winners: July 6-12, or the chronicles of Carl

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    bananas Reply:

    but why would I TELL YOU when I can hold you in desperate suspense? If I have to suffer you should too! :)

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  9. By Roger on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    What does a hot dog have to do with seals? I’m one comnfused dude, please educate me. :)

    Oh, and what about the seal pup?

    Rogers last blog post..Holy Chafing, Batman!

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  10. By Auds at Barking Mad on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    Yeah, what Janet said!

    Thanks for the laugh this morning! MUCH NEEDED around these parts.

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  11. By Honey Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    I hope this isn’t like a season finale, where you are going to keep us in suspense for the rest of the summer!

    Honey Mommys last blog post..Got Gas?

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    bananas Reply:

    hmmm… that’s an interesting idea.
    (evil laugh)

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  12. By Aimee on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    too funny!

    Aimees last blog post..Have I Told You Keith?

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  13. By Rachael on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    Holy crap that is hilarious. The whole thing. Thanks.

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  14. By Marcy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    Trip distance: 191.28 miles Time: 4 hrs 7 mins

    Is he still alive? I can be there by 3! Seal-woman to the rescue!
    **Ok, im half joking. But if it were at all feasable, i’d be there….**

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    bananas Reply:

    I love it. The thought of you riding in on a white horse to save the baby seal is really quite lovely.

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  15. By Mrs. G. on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    Thanks for the morning laugh! You really are funny.

    Mrs. G.s last blog post..Vacation

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  16. By Queen of Shake Shake on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    Jenny, you are about to kill me with this. You know my son has turned me into an animal rights crazy person and my heart is breaking.

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  17. By Wendy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    please tell us you didn’t feed the seal a hot dog. while listening to Seal on the radio.

    Wendys last blog post..a summer moral dilemma–what would YOU do?

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    bananas Reply:

    what, you mean seals don’t eat hot dogs? Talk about counter intuitive!

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  18. By amy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    LOL! Loved the quiz…

    amys last blog post..nibbles and bits–wisdom from the third row…

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  19. By World's Greatest Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    Okay I spit out my root beer all over my screen when I saw the pic of Seal the singer.

    And I’m DYING here to know about the seal. I’ve been researching about them. Google has awarded me an honorary doctorate in Seal Pupology.

    Where’s our next installment?

    World’s Greatest Mommys last blog post..It’s Not Easy Being Two-Years-Old

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  20. By Erin on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    bwuahahahaha

    Erins last blog post..Fun with Stones

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  21. By Polka Dot Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    That’s funny s#@t right there. Now let’s get back to the breaking news… WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO TH

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  22. By Polka Dot Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

    GURSH DARN IT… hate it when the cat walks across my laptop and submits a comment before I’m ready… sheesh.

    Back to what I was saying… what happened to the pup? This is cruel and possibly inhumane. :)

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  23. By Tripp on Feb 13, 2009 | Reply

    Maybe the article will remind someone, “Oh, I need to buy some seals. . . Oh how convenient!”

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