We interrupt the painfully long and drawn-out seal pup melodrama for this IMPORTANT service message to Google Ads.
Dear people at Google Ads:
It has come to my attention that you are rather confused. Take THIS, for example:
I’m thinking it’s time for a little lesson in SEAL PUP IDENTIFICATION. (you can thank me later)
are you paying attention?
Ok, now it’s time for a POP QUIZ.
I’ll give you a hint… it’s the one that isn’t married to Heidi Klum.
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July 15, 2008 at 4:15 am
That is too funny! But wait…how does the hot dog fit in?
“One of these things is not like the others…”
just started going through my poor tired little brain. Am I missing something, or did you just run out of things that fit in the “Seal” category and insert something random just to fill the last spot?
Either way- you’re hilarious!
Simply Shannons last blog post..Mosaic Mania
July 15, 2008 at 12:25 pm
well OBVIOUSLY hot dog = dog = puppy = pup = seal pup.
Yeah, so it’s a long shot. Blame it on two glasses of wine and blogging waaay too late at night! ;)
July 15, 2008 at 4:19 am
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
Bottom Left…no wait, that’s a full grown NAVY seal. Both at home in the water, sometimes cute, but NEVER fluffy face..
Hmm…And you did say BABY right? May I change my guess to SECOND on the left? That one is at home in the water AND cute & fluffy face. (Boy, your quiz was REALLY hard)
Lynettes last blog post..Thank you Little Miss Obvious
July 15, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I’m just glad to see you’ve put so much thought and effort into this. Google should hire you.
July 15, 2008 at 4:32 am
Oh my gosh, thank you so much for this laugh!!! I needed it desperately. Greatest quiz I’ve ever taken! :D
July 15, 2008 at 4:43 am
Hello,
Just found you from somewhere else. . .
Very funny! My eye went right to the hot dog and tried to make it fit.
July 15, 2008 at 5:17 am
You are too funny! Those google ads!
Midwest Mommys last blog post..Cahoots! I tell you!
July 15, 2008 at 5:32 am
You’re killing me with the suspense! I wanna know what happened to the baby seal!!
katias last blog post..contest — winner!
July 15, 2008 at 5:50 am
OMG. That is crazy funny. I like your find the seal test.
HRHs last blog post..Holly and the Aquaskipper…
July 15, 2008 at 6:52 am
meanwhile, back at the beach ………… what happened to the seal pup?
the planet of janets last blog post..Weekly Winners: July 6-12, or the chronicles of Carl
July 15, 2008 at 12:32 pm
but why would I TELL YOU when I can hold you in desperate suspense? If I have to suffer you should too! :)
July 15, 2008 at 6:57 am
What does a hot dog have to do with seals? I’m one comnfused dude, please educate me. :)
Oh, and what about the seal pup?
Rogers last blog post..Holy Chafing, Batman!
July 15, 2008 at 7:23 am
Yeah, what Janet said!
Thanks for the laugh this morning! MUCH NEEDED around these parts.
July 15, 2008 at 8:11 am
I hope this isn’t like a season finale, where you are going to keep us in suspense for the rest of the summer!
Honey Mommys last blog post..Got Gas?
July 15, 2008 at 12:32 pm
hmmm… that’s an interesting idea.
(evil laugh)
July 15, 2008 at 8:59 am
too funny!
Aimees last blog post..Have I Told You Keith?
July 15, 2008 at 9:04 am
Holy crap that is hilarious. The whole thing. Thanks.
July 15, 2008 at 9:35 am
Trip distance: 191.28 miles Time: 4 hrs 7 mins
Is he still alive? I can be there by 3! Seal-woman to the rescue!
**Ok, im half joking. But if it were at all feasable, i’d be there….**
July 15, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I love it. The thought of you riding in on a white horse to save the baby seal is really quite lovely.
July 15, 2008 at 9:40 am
Thanks for the morning laugh! You really are funny.
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July 15, 2008 at 10:06 am
Jenny, you are about to kill me with this. You know my son has turned me into an animal rights crazy person and my heart is breaking.
July 15, 2008 at 10:49 am
please tell us you didn’t feed the seal a hot dog. while listening to Seal on the radio.
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July 15, 2008 at 12:34 pm
what, you mean seals don’t eat hot dogs? Talk about counter intuitive!
July 15, 2008 at 11:08 am
LOL! Loved the quiz…
amys last blog post..nibbles and bits–wisdom from the third row…
July 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Okay I spit out my root beer all over my screen when I saw the pic of Seal the singer.
And I’m DYING here to know about the seal. I’ve been researching about them. Google has awarded me an honorary doctorate in Seal Pupology.
Where’s our next installment?
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July 15, 2008 at 3:52 pm
bwuahahahaha
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July 15, 2008 at 8:49 pm
That’s funny s#@t right there. Now let’s get back to the breaking news… WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO TH
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July 15, 2008 at 8:50 pm
GURSH DARN IT… hate it when the cat walks across my laptop and submits a comment before I’m ready… sheesh.
Back to what I was saying… what happened to the pup? This is cruel and possibly inhumane. :)
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February 13, 2009 at 8:20 am
Maybe the article will remind someone, “Oh, I need to buy some seals. . . Oh how convenient!”