A seal’s a seal’s a seal. Right? WRONG.
July 15, 2008 – 12:00 amWe interrupt the painfully long and drawn-out seal pup melodrama for this IMPORTANT service message to Google Ads.
Dear people at Google Ads:
It has come to my attention that you are rather confused. Take THIS, for example:

I’m thinking it’s time for a little lesson in SEAL PUP IDENTIFICATION. (you can thank me later)

are you paying attention?

Ok, now it’s time for a POP QUIZ.

I’ll give you a hint… it’s the one that isn’t married to Heidi Klum.
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By Simply Shannon on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
That is too funny! But wait…how does the hot dog fit in?
“One of these things is not like the others…”
just started going through my poor tired little brain. Am I missing something, or did you just run out of things that fit in the “Seal” category and insert something random just to fill the last spot?
Either way- you’re hilarious!
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bananas Reply:
July 15th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
well OBVIOUSLY hot dog = dog = puppy = pup = seal pup.
Yeah, so it’s a long shot. Blame it on two glasses of wine and blogging waaay too late at night! ;)
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By Lynette on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
Bottom Left…no wait, that’s a full grown NAVY seal. Both at home in the water, sometimes cute, but NEVER fluffy face..
Hmm…And you did say BABY right? May I change my guess to SECOND on the left? That one is at home in the water AND cute & fluffy face. (Boy, your quiz was REALLY hard)
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bananas Reply:
July 15th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I’m just glad to see you’ve put so much thought and effort into this. Google should hire you.
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By Monique on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Oh my gosh, thank you so much for this laugh!!! I needed it desperately. Greatest quiz I’ve ever taken! :D
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By threeundertwo on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Hello,
Just found you from somewhere else. . .
Very funny! My eye went right to the hot dog and tried to make it fit.
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By Midwest Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
You are too funny! Those google ads!
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By katia on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
You’re killing me with the suspense! I wanna know what happened to the baby seal!!
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By HRH on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
OMG. That is crazy funny. I like your find the seal test.
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By the planet of janet on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
meanwhile, back at the beach ………… what happened to the seal pup?
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bananas Reply:
July 15th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
but why would I TELL YOU when I can hold you in desperate suspense? If I have to suffer you should too! :)
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By Roger on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
What does a hot dog have to do with seals? I’m one comnfused dude, please educate me. :)
Oh, and what about the seal pup?
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By Auds at Barking Mad on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Yeah, what Janet said!
Thanks for the laugh this morning! MUCH NEEDED around these parts.
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By Honey Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
I hope this isn’t like a season finale, where you are going to keep us in suspense for the rest of the summer!
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bananas Reply:
July 15th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
hmmm… that’s an interesting idea.
(evil laugh)
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By Aimee on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
too funny!
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By Rachael on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Holy crap that is hilarious. The whole thing. Thanks.
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By Marcy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Trip distance: 191.28 miles Time: 4 hrs 7 mins
Is he still alive? I can be there by 3! Seal-woman to the rescue!
**Ok, im half joking. But if it were at all feasable, i’d be there….**
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bananas Reply:
July 15th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I love it. The thought of you riding in on a white horse to save the baby seal is really quite lovely.
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By Mrs. G. on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Thanks for the morning laugh! You really are funny.
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By Queen of Shake Shake on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Jenny, you are about to kill me with this. You know my son has turned me into an animal rights crazy person and my heart is breaking.
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By Wendy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
please tell us you didn’t feed the seal a hot dog. while listening to Seal on the radio.
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bananas Reply:
July 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
what, you mean seals don’t eat hot dogs? Talk about counter intuitive!
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By amy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
LOL! Loved the quiz…
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By World's Greatest Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Okay I spit out my root beer all over my screen when I saw the pic of Seal the singer.
And I’m DYING here to know about the seal. I’ve been researching about them. Google has awarded me an honorary doctorate in Seal Pupology.
Where’s our next installment?
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By Erin on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
bwuahahahaha
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By Polka Dot Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
That’s funny s#@t right there. Now let’s get back to the breaking news… WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO TH
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By Polka Dot Mommy on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
GURSH DARN IT… hate it when the cat walks across my laptop and submits a comment before I’m ready… sheesh.
Back to what I was saying… what happened to the pup? This is cruel and possibly inhumane. :)
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By Tripp on Feb 13, 2009 | Reply
Maybe the article will remind someone, “Oh, I need to buy some seals. . . Oh how convenient!”
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