Make Me Laugh Monday

I love parodies, and this one is a goodie.

Safenow.org takes disaster preparation graphics by our lovely federal government and adds some pretty hilarious (and made up) captions.

Here’s a few of my faves,


If a door is closed, karate chop it open.


If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.


If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

They’re ALL hilarious though, so you really must click through and view the rest.

Here’s the deal if you want to join in.
Write about something funny. It can be an anecdote, a joke, a picture, or a link to something funny… whatever. This is a NO PRESSURE scenario. If it makes you chuckle, it’s good enough. I don’t mean to create a stressful IS IT FUNNY ENOUGH type situation, if you know what I’m sayin’. Anyone can participate.

So you write the post. Then come and link it here so that we can all enjoy the funniness.

If you participate, here’s the code to get the fabulous donkey graphic shown above;

And I should think it goes without saying but JUST IN CASE… any links that don’t go to a Make Me Laugh post on your blog will be deleted, promptly.

And one more thing… several of us read these entries with a child sitting in our lap. Please use an exclamation point at the beginning of your link title if it’s not suitable for young eyes. Happy Monday!

If you’re reading this post in an email, you’ll have to click here to see the other Make Me Laugh Monday entries.

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22 Comments

  1. Oh, these are so funny…you wonder if anybody ever proof reads them- guess not. :-)

  2. Baha! I love the karate chop :)

  3. Those are hilarious! The hubby is thinking of taking some of those and printing them out and placing them around *appropriate* places in his office.

  4. You’ve got to love these! I like not driving the station wagon with a utility pole protruding out of it.

    It’s good advice!

  5. That was really hilarious… had to pass it on to my parents and husband. Speaking of, DH works for the Gov’t… so anything that makes fun is doubly great for me.

  6. Those are too funny!

  7. Personally, I love the one with the karate chop. hee hee

  8. I’ve seen these, but the Vin Diesel one cracks me up everytime. Thanks for hosting!!

  9. Those are classics!
    I’ve had a sticker on my fridge for 5 years of a kid stuck in a Rubbermaid box. Hilarity.

    I participated!
    http://awholelotofnothing.net/mama-needs-it-bad/

  10. OMGOSH!! Those are so awesome! Too funny!

  11. Oops! The second link is the right one from me–so sorry!

  12. Love this! These are so funny!

  13. Good stuff!

  14. Hysterical!! I read them all & laughed and laughed. Thanks for sharing these!

  15. Good stuff. I was laughing out loud at work I hope I have a job tommorow.
    I’m gonna go for the new worlds record groin area radiation time this weekend! Wish me luck!

  16. Better late than never.

    Been without internet for 36 hours.

    Hopefully, some humor will help the withdrawals.

  17. Those are great!

  18. We leave to camp on Sunday.

    How soon on Sunday is the link up ?

    My Monday funnies are scheduled through June.

    If I forget or leave before next weeks is up will someone add me to the list on Sunday pm ?

    Please & thank you !

  19. I am going to print these out and post them at the store. I doubt my employees will get it. But Hubs and my GM will which will be for some priceless laughs at our weekly “meetings” at the sushi bar!

  20. Mine will post automatically at 9pm CST tonight.

    http://officiallyunofficialpwfans.blogspot.com/

  21. Those are great.

    First time participator. With a little luck, not the last time.

    http://myheartsporch.blogspot.com/2008/06/i-cant-help-myself.html