If you are vin diesel, CLICK HERE
June 20, 2008 – 6:00 amFor today, I thought we could play a little game where we laugh and marvel at the WEIRD STUFF PEOPLE SEARCH FOR that leads them to my blog (the vin diesel edition):
(I am not making these search queries up. They are REAL and actual searches, typos and all.)
“if you are vin diesel”Click Here!
eco friendly way to kill spiders
Um… smash them?
help i have fly at my house
Hello… FLY SWATTER…
how do you make an egg laugh
Tell it a yoke?
funny things your husband says
How about, “I help with house work.” HA HA HA HA HA HA! Good one, honey!
i love gas-x!
ME TOO!!
And finally, the CLASSIC,
if you are vin diesel, yell veri loud
Now for some BUSINESS TYPE ITEMS:
I am (hopefully) going to be moving my site to Wordpress over the weekend, so you may experience some, err, downtime. Also it may look hideously ugly. Just so you know.
Secondly I am indefinitely suspending Make Me Laugh Monday based on the feedback that I’ve received. If you’re one of the people who regularly participates, don’t worry, I’m coming up with some other ways of sending you traffic.
Finally, Happy called again today… I just thought you should know. And no I’m NOT kidding. I had to use my no-nonsense MOM VOICE with him.
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By Mrs. G. on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
Those Vin pictures are going to make me root around your sidebars to see if you sell that t-shirt. I am buying one right now.
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By elaines630 on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
I love your photoshops! and Vin Diesel too!!
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By KD-Pie on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
Vin is Yummy!!
I’ll miss mmlm, but I laugh at myself anyway!
Oh and I can’t believe he called again…creepy.
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By Ali on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
haha. i also wrote about some of my google searches today!
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By World's Greatest Mommy on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
Vin’s setting a fashion statement there, I tell ya!
Excited for you about your changes and really creeped out that Happy called.
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By Don Mills Diva on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
I LOVE search term posts!
And along with pictures of Vin? Awesome times 1000!
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By Queen of Shake-Shake on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
I love that you love Gas X because I love it too. I eat it like candy when Aunt Flo arrives. Ya ya all the way, baby!
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By Stacy (mama-om) on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
Vin + pink t-shirt = ABSOLUTELY BANANAS!!!
And aha! I figured the wordpress switch was inevitable. I’ve been thinking about it, too. But, ah, the time! the time!
Maybe you can write about your experiences for SMB! :)
and P.S. I am NOT happy. No, I’m not. Really!
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By All Adither on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
Vin is a fan! I had no idea.
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By Lisa on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
Vin totally rocks an Absolutely Bananas t-shirt. You should send him one!
Oh the funniest thing out of my hubby’s mouth?
“I listen to what you have to say.”
“I don’t work late every night.” (You’re right. There are times when you take off from work early go to to a happy hour!)
“I help you out when you need it.”
Bwwwhahahhhhhahahahaahaha!
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By Storm on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
Aw, darn I’ll miss Make Me Laugh Monday. Do you mind if I host it then?
Love that Vin is wearing a pink Absolutely Bananas t-shirt. HILARIOUS!
I’m sorry to hear Happy called again.
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By ::Jenn:: on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
VINN is HOT!!!!
and i can’t believe he called…. Can’t he just go the to dealer and get schooled??? ugh… he can get the handbook in PDF format i am sure!!!
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By the planet of janet on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
wow. i feel listened-to and all validated-y and stuff!
as for happy? make him UNhappy. now. block his number or something. anything. cuh-reepy!
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By Flea on Jun 20, 2008 | Reply
Dang it! I’m new here and the Happy link isn’t bringing up anything. I’m going to assume it’s the whole switching over thing. But I ain’t happy about it. :)
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By Carrie on Jun 21, 2008 | Reply
OMG, Vin looks verah, verah nice wearing your shirt. Did you send him one, I hope? ;) Good luck with the makeover, I can’t wait to see it!
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By jennyonthespot on Jun 21, 2008 | Reply
Vin in pink… so nice.
MMM suspension - so sad… but I’m not worried :)
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By Angie on Jun 22, 2008 | Reply
I love to see what brings people to sites. That is too funny! I found you when you blog-sat for Fussy and I’m so glad I did! Thanks for the entertainment!
Angie
http://anticswithangie.blogspot.com
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By Aimee on Jun 23, 2008 | Reply
I just started make me laugh Monday and will miss it. Good luck with the “move.” I’ll be looking for more fun stuff from you!
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By daring one on Jun 23, 2008 | Reply
Vin and Wordpress! I couldn’t be happier if it was my own site little Jenn. I’m so proud.
daring ones last blog post..Perspective
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By Amber on Jul 2, 2008 | Reply
Vin Diesel is SO hot! He really looks hot in pink too.
Ambers last blog post..Fun at the Beach
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