For today, I thought we could play a little game where we laugh and marvel at the WEIRD STUFF PEOPLE SEARCH FOR that leads them to my blog (the vin diesel edition):
(I am not making these search queries up. They are REAL and actual searches, typos and all.)
“if you are vin diesel”Click Here!
eco friendly way to kill spiders
Um… smash them?
help i have fly at my house
Hello… FLY SWATTER…
how do you make an egg laugh
Tell it a yoke?
funny things your husband says
How about, “I help with house work.” HA HA HA HA HA HA! Good one, honey!
i love gas-x!
ME TOO!!
And finally, the CLASSIC,
if you are vin diesel, yell veri loud
Now for some BUSINESS TYPE ITEMS:
I am (hopefully) going to be moving my site to WordPress over the weekend, so you may experience some, err, downtime. Also it may look hideously ugly. Just so you know.
Secondly I am indefinitely suspending Make Me Laugh Monday based on the feedback that I’ve received. If you’re one of the people who regularly participates, don’t worry, I’m coming up with some other ways of sending you traffic.
Finally, Happy called again today… I just thought you should know. And no I’m NOT kidding. I had to use my no-nonsense MOM VOICE with him.
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June 20, 2008 at 12:50 am
Those Vin pictures are going to make me root around your sidebars to see if you sell that t-shirt. I am buying one right now.
June 20, 2008 at 5:36 am
I love your photoshops! and Vin Diesel too!!
June 20, 2008 at 6:19 am
Vin is Yummy!!
I’ll miss mmlm, but I laugh at myself anyway!
Oh and I can’t believe he called again…creepy.
June 20, 2008 at 6:47 am
haha. i also wrote about some of my google searches today!
June 20, 2008 at 6:48 am
Vin’s setting a fashion statement there, I tell ya!
Excited for you about your changes and really creeped out that Happy called.
June 20, 2008 at 7:25 am
I LOVE search term posts!
And along with pictures of Vin? Awesome times 1000!
June 20, 2008 at 7:25 am
I love that you love Gas X because I love it too. I eat it like candy when Aunt Flo arrives. Ya ya all the way, baby!
June 20, 2008 at 8:11 am
Vin + pink t-shirt = ABSOLUTELY BANANAS!!!
And aha! I figured the wordpress switch was inevitable. I’ve been thinking about it, too. But, ah, the time! the time!
Maybe you can write about your experiences for SMB! :)
and P.S. I am NOT happy. No, I’m not. Really!
June 20, 2008 at 8:49 am
Vin is a fan! I had no idea.
June 20, 2008 at 9:48 am
Vin totally rocks an Absolutely Bananas t-shirt. You should send him one!
Oh the funniest thing out of my hubby’s mouth?
“I listen to what you have to say.”
“I don’t work late every night.” (You’re right. There are times when you take off from work early go to to a happy hour!)
“I help you out when you need it.”
Bwwwhahahhhhhahahahaahaha!
June 20, 2008 at 10:11 am
Aw, darn I’ll miss Make Me Laugh Monday. Do you mind if I host it then?
Love that Vin is wearing a pink Absolutely Bananas t-shirt. HILARIOUS!
I’m sorry to hear Happy called again.
June 20, 2008 at 10:58 am
VINN is HOT!!!!
and i can’t believe he called…. Can’t he just go the to dealer and get schooled??? ugh… he can get the handbook in PDF format i am sure!!!
June 20, 2008 at 12:11 pm
wow. i feel listened-to and all validated-y and stuff!
as for happy? make him UNhappy. now. block his number or something. anything. cuh-reepy!
June 21, 2008 at 4:32 am
OMG, Vin looks verah, verah nice wearing your shirt. Did you send him one, I hope? ;) Good luck with the makeover, I can’t wait to see it!
June 20, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Dang it! I’m new here and the Happy link isn’t bringing up anything. I’m going to assume it’s the whole switching over thing. But I ain’t happy about it. :)
June 21, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Vin in pink… so nice.
MMM suspension – so sad… but I’m not worried :)
June 22, 2008 at 8:33 am
I love to see what brings people to sites. That is too funny! I found you when you blog-sat for Fussy and I’m so glad I did! Thanks for the entertainment!
Angie
http://anticswithangie.blogspot.com
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June 23, 2008 at 6:06 am
I just started make me laugh Monday and will miss it. Good luck with the “move.” I’ll be looking for more fun stuff from you!
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June 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Vin and WordPress! I couldn’t be happier if it was my own site little Jenn. I’m so proud.
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July 2, 2008 at 8:08 am
Vin Diesel is SO hot! He really looks hot in pink too.
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