ysterically seeking elp

A key fell off my keyboard.

It is:

I’m not sure *ow it *appened.

Did I press too *ard in a *eated moment?

Did I smas* down in a fit of rage?

*ow am I supposed to blog wit*out you?

My words are so limited

I can’t say w*at I mean

Even my laug*ter is stilted.

*ow can I be *appy?

W*at if I get *ungry for *amburgers?

It makes me *ysterical. I can’t even be *ysterical?!

*elp!

Somebody *elp! I’m dying *ere!

I didn’t appreciate you until you were gone.

(it’s a beautiful letter)

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14 Comments

  1. No advice for you – but I’ll enjoy your blogging wiz a french accent while you get it sorted out hee hee!

  2. OMG this post was too hhhhhhilarious!!!!!!!!!

  3. Hell hath no fury like a hilarious hussy (no offense) hammering away with no H key in sight.

    This was amusing to me. Sorry, but I had to do it.

  4. OMG!! I’m going to be rooming with Eliza Doolittle.

    *ave a g’night.

  5. I can think of NOTHING worse than a lost ‘h.’ How will you ever go on? It’s simply tragic and on Good Thursday too.

  6. HHHHHHHHOld it in your clipboard and make quick friends with ctrl+v?

  7. First the pinguecula thingy and now this. My, you have had such a rough week!

    P.S. here is an assortment of “h’s” to tide you over until you can get some more of your own…HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HHHHHHHHHHHHH
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  8. Ohhhhhhhhh, you sort of have a Cockney accent now. It’s cute.

  9. *e* *e* you are *ysterical!

  10. I’m missing my “L” and my “9″. How did I just type them, you ask? By pushing really hard in the space where they used to be. It’s annoying.

  11. Somebody already said it, but reading your post reminded me of Eliza Doolittle!

    I hope you get your “H” back soon:)

  12. Love the British accent!

    But just be careful; the next key to drop off will be your *

    ;)

  13. That was amazingly silly! so funny.

  14. I hope you didn’t comment “hahahahaha” on anybody’s funny post because they’d think you fell off a building mid type.