ysterically seeking elp

March 21, 2008 – 12:20 am

A key fell off my keyboard.

It is:

I’m not sure *ow it *appened.

Did I press too *ard in a *eated moment?

Did I smas* down in a fit of rage?

*ow am I supposed to blog wit*out you?

My words are so limited

I can’t say w*at I mean

Even my laug*ter is stilted.

*ow can I be *appy?

W*at if I get *ungry for *amburgers?

It makes me *ysterical. I can’t even be *ysterical?!

*elp!

Somebody *elp! I’m dying *ere!

I didn’t appreciate you until you were gone.

(it’s a beautiful letter)

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14 Responses to “ysterically seeking elp”

  1. By Annie on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    No advice for you - but I’ll enjoy your blogging wiz a french accent while you get it sorted out hee hee!

  2. By Mrs. F on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    OMG this post was too hhhhhhilarious!!!!!!!!!

  3. By AFRo on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    Hell hath no fury like a hilarious hussy (no offense) hammering away with no H key in sight.

    This was amusing to me. Sorry, but I had to do it.

  4. By Mamma on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    OMG!! I’m going to be rooming with Eliza Doolittle.

    *ave a g’night.

  5. By We are THAT family on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    I can think of NOTHING worse than a lost ‘h.’ How will you ever go on? It’s simply tragic and on Good Thursday too.

  6. By McMama on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    HHHHHHHHOld it in your clipboard and make quick friends with ctrl+v?

  7. By JJ on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    First the pinguecula thingy and now this. My, you have had such a rough week!

    P.S. here is an assortment of “h’s” to tide you over until you can get some more of your own…HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HHHHHHHHHHHHH
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  8. By Wendy on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    Ohhhhhhhhh, you sort of have a Cockney accent now. It’s cute.

  9. By MamaGeek on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    *e* *e* you are *ysterical!

  10. By ReesePie on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    I’m missing my “L” and my “9″. How did I just type them, you ask? By pushing really hard in the space where they used to be. It’s annoying.

  11. By Sara on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    Somebody already said it, but reading your post reminded me of Eliza Doolittle!

    I hope you get your “H” back soon:)

  12. By Maureen on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    Love the British accent!

    But just be careful; the next key to drop off will be your *

    ;)

  13. By HRH on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    That was amazingly silly! so funny.

  14. By BusyDad on Mar 22, 2008 | Reply

    I hope you didn’t comment “hahahahaha” on anybody’s funny post because they’d think you fell off a building mid type.

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