ysterically seeking elp
March 21, 2008 – 12:20 amA key fell off my keyboard.
It is: 
I’m not sure *ow it *appened.
Did I press too *ard in a *eated moment?
Did I smas* down in a fit of rage?
*ow am I supposed to blog wit*out you?
My words are so limited
I can’t say w*at I mean
Even my laug*ter is stilted.
*ow can I be *appy?
W*at if I get *ungry for *amburgers?
It makes me *ysterical. I can’t even be *ysterical?!
*elp!
Somebody *elp! I’m dying *ere!
I didn’t appreciate you until you were gone.
(it’s a beautiful letter)
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By Annie on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
No advice for you - but I’ll enjoy your blogging wiz a french accent while you get it sorted out hee hee!
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By Mrs. F on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
OMG this post was too hhhhhhilarious!!!!!!!!!
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By AFRo on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
Hell hath no fury like a hilarious hussy (no offense) hammering away with no H key in sight.
This was amusing to me. Sorry, but I had to do it.
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By Mamma on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
OMG!! I’m going to be rooming with Eliza Doolittle.
*ave a g’night.
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By We are THAT family on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
I can think of NOTHING worse than a lost ‘h.’ How will you ever go on? It’s simply tragic and on Good Thursday too.
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By McMama on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
HHHHHHHHOld it in your clipboard and make quick friends with ctrl+v?
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By JJ on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
First the pinguecula thingy and now this. My, you have had such a rough week!
P.S. here is an assortment of “h’s” to tide you over until you can get some more of your own…HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HHHHHHHHHHHHH
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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By Wendy on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
Ohhhhhhhhh, you sort of have a Cockney accent now. It’s cute.
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By MamaGeek on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
*e* *e* you are *ysterical!
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By ReesePie on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
I’m missing my “L” and my “9″. How did I just type them, you ask? By pushing really hard in the space where they used to be. It’s annoying.
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By Sara on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
Somebody already said it, but reading your post reminded me of Eliza Doolittle!
I hope you get your “H” back soon:)
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By Maureen on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply
Love the British accent!
But just be careful; the next key to drop off will be your *
;)
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By HRH on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply
That was amazingly silly! so funny.
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By BusyDad on Mar 22, 2008 | Reply
I hope you didn’t comment “hahahahaha” on anybody’s funny post because they’d think you fell off a building mid type.
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