What’s round and hard and hairy all over?

March 21, 2008 – 5:44 pm

Over dinner…

CJ: (leans over and whispers to me) Mommy, call daddy a coconut.

Me: Jay, you’re a coconut.

CJ: Ha! (crosses his arms in smug satisfaction) How do you feel, daddy?

Jay: Mmm… I feel… sort of round and hard and… hairy.

(I raise an eyebrow at him across the table)

CJ: You mean you feel SAD?

Jay: NO… I feel like a coconut.

CJ: You ARE a coconut.

Jay: Right.

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Yes it’s true, I got my H back. For which I’m eternally thankful, because this post just wouldn’t have been the same if I had to write *ard and *airy, now would it? Gotta love that H!

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14 Responses to “What’s round and hard and hairy all over?”

  1. By Christine @ Serenity How? on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    Yay! You got your H back. I want my 20s back, but I’m not holding my breath! :-)

  2. By McMama on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    WHEW! Because you were starting to sound all fake-cockney like Dick VanDyke in Mary Poppins.

  3. By We are THAT family on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    I’m so relieved. Hardly slept a wink last night fretting about your life without an ‘h.’ It will truly be a Happy Easter now.

  4. By Queen of Shake-Shake on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    CJ sounds so fun!

  5. By Ali on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    i feel like a coconut too :)

  6. By skiplovey on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    You guys are crazier than coconuts.

  7. By pinks & blues girls on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    You definitely cannot underestimate the importance of the letter h.

    Dinner at your house sounds fun!

    Jane, Pinks & Blues

  8. By moosh in indy. on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    T and H stopped working for me earlier…ODD.
    I’m never going to be able to look at a coconut the same.

  9. By Nola on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    Hooray for the return of H!

  10. By Pendullum on Mar 22, 2008 | Reply

    Have that Danny Kaye song in me’ head while reading this…
    ‘I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, here they are standing in a row…
    Big ones, small ones, some as big as your ‘ead…’

  11. By Rosie on Mar 22, 2008 | Reply

    Thank goodness you have your H back. What a relief!

    *ave a *appy Easter!!

  12. By Betsy Bird on Mar 22, 2008 | Reply

    My H is fine but I’ve lost my waist. Has anyone seen it?

  13. By Amy on Mar 24, 2008 | Reply

    Oh the Google pervs you’ll hear from now! And without the H you just sound like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers - all Scottishy! that’s pretty funny actually.

  14. By Life As I Know It on Mar 25, 2008 | Reply

    I love kid conversations…

    Glad you got your H back!

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