Tastes great, less filling

February 9, 2008 – 3:23 pm

Ever feel like your blog needs a little pizazz… some advertising juice… some slogan magic? I know I DO!

Now there’s hope for the hopelessly uncreative… a new way to add sizzle to your blog… it’s The AUTOMATIC Random Slogan Generator tool (which I discovered thanks to The Bloggess). You and I BOTH know, if it’s automatic, it’s got to be good.

And yes it’s true that a large part of my Friday night was spent clicking the SLOGANIZE button and giggling madly. But then I had a thought. THIS COULD BE SO MUCH MORE FUN! I thought. Each of these gems could be THOROUGHLY ENHANCED with the use of STIMULATING visuals (no, not THAT kind).

I scampered to the basement, hopped on the computer, and wasted several MORE hours to come out with…

ta da!

The Absolutely Bananas Super Bowl ads. (A week late and a dollar short.)

Nothing comes between me and my Absolutely Bananas

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Absolutely Bananas

Absolutely Bananas- it looks good on you

You need Absolutely Bananas

Absolutely Bananas really satisfies

Naughty, but Absolutely Bananas

Get Absolutely Bananas or Get Out

I’ve seen the future and it’s Absolutely Bananas shaped!

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19 Responses to “Tastes great, less filling”

  1. By All Adither on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    That last one is hilarious. Ha!

    And thanks for the link!

    Angie
    http://www.AllAdither.com

  2. By MommyTime on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    These are hilarious. You have a serious talent. Well, a talent for the not-so-serious. You know what I mean. Thanks for the excellent laugh. You are totally right that the pictures make the slogans so much better!

  3. By Midwest Mommy on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    Ok, let’s just say if you need a good laugh put in “Midwest Mommy.” Dirty, dirty, dirty!
    Thanks for the laughs.

  4. By Mama Drama Jenny, the Bloggess on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    Ha! That last one is freaking brilliant.

  5. By PixieVonAzia on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    Those are really funny, looks fun too.. Thought I’d pass by and let you know I’ve added you to my ‘ROLL’.. Your pretty funny and I enjoy reading your blog =)

  6. By Mrs. Fussy Fussypants on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT & MORE BRILLIANT!

    Oh, Naners, I am so jealous of this post. It is so funny!

    Gotta go put this on my Linkapalooza! ;)

    PS- I know how many hours this took, my photoshopping buddy. I tip my sunhat to this one.

  7. By PixieVonAzia on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    Hi again..Just stopping by real quick to thank you for the comment. Don’t want to take up to much from your 100+ commenters! =)

  8. By Jenni on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    Now I’ve got to go check it out. Yours are hilarious!

  9. By Groovy Mom on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    LOL! Those are great!

  10. By ReesePie on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    Hi Fancy Button Maker!

    Bossy gave me a button to put in my sidebar and I can’t figure out how to do it. Can you help me oh guru of blogspot?

  11. By Mamma on Feb 9, 2008 | Reply

    You held back this little gem from me the other day. ;)

    I followed your advice by the way. Full feeds and a pared down reader list.

    I feel lighter already!!

  12. By Micki on Feb 10, 2008 | Reply

    LOL! Those are fantastic!!! Where do you find all your images? You’re so creative :)

  13. By toddlerplanet on Feb 10, 2008 | Reply

    Nicely done! Now … which “ad” is coming with you to BlogHer?

  14. By Redneck Mommy on Feb 10, 2008 | Reply

    Well done. And my children thank you for passing along yet another web site to which I will waste my time giggling over, ignoring them, so they can play more video games, uninterrupted.

    LOL.

  15. By Redneck Mommy on Feb 10, 2008 | Reply

    Haha! I just tried it, and it came up with:

    Life should taste as good as Redneck Mommy.

    I’m thinking about putting that on my business cards.

    LOL.

  16. By Momo Fali on Feb 10, 2008 | Reply

    Too funny! I would cry like that if George Bush was holding me too.

  17. By pootandcubby on Feb 10, 2008 | Reply

    I’ve been meaning to try that site since I saw it on The Bloggess. I love the one with George Bush - the look on his face is priceless!

    -andi

  18. By Summer on Feb 11, 2008 | Reply

    Love the one with Bush and the baby!

  19. By HRH on Feb 24, 2008 | Reply

    That is very funny. Found you through Fussy.

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