Ever feel like your blog needs a little pizazz… some advertising juice… some slogan magic? I know I DO!
Now there’s hope for the hopelessly uncreative… a new way to add sizzle to your blog… it’s The AUTOMATIC Random Slogan Generator tool (which I discovered thanks to The Bloggess). You and I BOTH know, if it’s automatic, it’s got to be good.
And yes it’s true that a large part of my Friday night was spent clicking the SLOGANIZE button and giggling madly. But then I had a thought. THIS COULD BE SO MUCH MORE FUN! I thought. Each of these gems could be THOROUGHLY ENHANCED with the use of STIMULATING visuals (no, not THAT kind).
I scampered to the basement, hopped on the computer, and wasted several MORE hours to come out with…
ta da!
The Absolutely Bananas Super Bowl ads. (A week late and a dollar short.)

I’ve seen the future and it’s Absolutely Bananas shaped!
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February 9, 2008 at 8:21 am
That last one is hilarious. Ha!
And thanks for the link!
Angie
http://www.AllAdither.com
February 9, 2008 at 8:24 am
These are hilarious. You have a serious talent. Well, a talent for the not-so-serious. You know what I mean. Thanks for the excellent laugh. You are totally right that the pictures make the slogans so much better!
February 9, 2008 at 8:31 am
Ok, let’s just say if you need a good laugh put in “Midwest Mommy.” Dirty, dirty, dirty!
Thanks for the laughs.
February 9, 2008 at 9:23 am
Ha! That last one is freaking brilliant.
February 9, 2008 at 9:41 am
Those are really funny, looks fun too.. Thought I’d pass by and let you know I’ve added you to my ‘ROLL’.. Your pretty funny and I enjoy reading your blog =)
February 9, 2008 at 10:45 am
BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT & MORE BRILLIANT!
Oh, Naners, I am so jealous of this post. It is so funny!
Gotta go put this on my Linkapalooza! ;)
PS- I know how many hours this took, my photoshopping buddy. I tip my sunhat to this one.
February 9, 2008 at 10:49 am
Hi again..Just stopping by real quick to thank you for the comment. Don’t want to take up to much from your 100+ commenters! =)
February 9, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Now I’ve got to go check it out. Yours are hilarious!
February 9, 2008 at 12:41 pm
LOL! Those are great!
February 9, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Hi Fancy Button Maker!
Bossy gave me a button to put in my sidebar and I can’t figure out how to do it. Can you help me oh guru of blogspot?
February 9, 2008 at 6:52 pm
You held back this little gem from me the other day. ;)
I followed your advice by the way. Full feeds and a pared down reader list.
I feel lighter already!!
February 10, 2008 at 9:38 am
LOL! Those are fantastic!!! Where do you find all your images? You’re so creative :)
February 10, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Nicely done! Now … which “ad” is coming with you to BlogHer?
February 10, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Well done. And my children thank you for passing along yet another web site to which I will waste my time giggling over, ignoring them, so they can play more video games, uninterrupted.
LOL.
February 10, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Haha! I just tried it, and it came up with:
Life should taste as good as Redneck Mommy.
I’m thinking about putting that on my business cards.
LOL.
February 10, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Too funny! I would cry like that if George Bush was holding me too.
February 10, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I’ve been meaning to try that site since I saw it on The Bloggess. I love the one with George Bush – the look on his face is priceless!
-andi
February 11, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Love the one with Bush and the baby!
February 24, 2008 at 7:15 am
That is very funny. Found you through Fussy.