You know you need a date with your husband when…
- Your idea of getting dolled up is to brush your teeth and change your underwear.
- You think “foreplay” is a developmental milestone that children pass somewhere around the age of four.
- You haven’t had a conversation in weeks that didn’t include the words “poop” “it’s your turn” or your child’s name.
- Your idea of A GOOD TIME is taking a nap.
- Someone says “dinner out” and you think McDonald’s.
- You read the intro to this post and thought, Husband? What husband? Oh, you mean that one guy who I have to clean up after?
Originally posted on 6/1/07.
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December 27, 2007 at 7:44 pm
What? That’s not normal? If I brush my teeth & change the panties -Hubs knows it is on!
I have loved the best o’ bananas!
Thanks for sharing, Hot Mama!
December 29, 2007 at 12:01 pm
That is so funny! i can definitely relate
October 12, 2009 at 1:48 pm
# Your idea of getting dolled up is to brush your teeth and change your underwear…
Haha .. very funny.. I am still laughing and so true to be quite honest!