You know you need a date night WHEN…

December 28, 2007 – 2:14 am

You know you need a date with your husband when…

  • Your idea of getting dolled up is to brush your teeth and change your underwear.
  • You think “foreplay” is a developmental milestone that children pass somewhere around the age of four.
  • You haven’t had a conversation in weeks that didn’t include the words “poop” “it’s your turn” or your child’s name.
  • Your idea of A GOOD TIME is taking a nap.
  • Someone says “dinner out” and you think McDonald’s.
  • You read the intro to this post and thought, Husband? What husband? Oh, you mean that one guy who I have to clean up after?

Originally posted on 6/1/07.

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3 Responses to “You know you need a date night WHEN…”

  1. By Mrs. Fussy Fussypants on Dec 27, 2007 | Reply

    What? That’s not normal? If I brush my teeth & change the panties -Hubs knows it is on!

    I have loved the best o’ bananas!

    Thanks for sharing, Hot Mama!

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  2. By 1stopmom on Dec 29, 2007 | Reply

    That is so funny! i can definitely relate

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  3. By Orlando Singles on Oct 12, 2009 | Reply

    # Your idea of getting dolled up is to brush your teeth and change your underwear…

    Haha .. very funny.. I am still laughing and so true to be quite honest!

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