Someone get that man a muzzle!

We’re in the kitchen when Jay takes a York Peppermint Pattie from the bag and starts to unwrap it.

Me: Aha! Helping yourself to a little morsel of holiday cheer, are ya?

Jay: Well I thought I’d better have one before they’re ALL GONE. (he raises an eyebrow and looks at me pointedly)

Me: Geesh! Do you have to be SO RUDE?

Jay: Well you’re eating them like they’re going out of style.*

Me: (dramatically) I don’t know why I expect anything else. You’re always rude, lately.

Jay: I am NOT!

Me: You are TOO!

Jay: Am NOT!

Me: ARE TOO!

Jay: (pauses, and then) Well, I guess I could have more of a filter on what comes out of my mouth.

Me: Yeah. Like a MUZZLE.

*I don’t know why, but I CANNOT GET ENOUGH York Peppermint Patties lately. I want to eat them ALL THE TIME! They are so delicious with the chocolate and the mint and the ooooohhhh I wish I had one RIGHT NOW!

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14 Comments

  1. I don’t know if you ever eat at Burger King (because I can’t fallow you 24 hours a day) but they have a York Peppermint Patty Pie right now. It’s not too shabby if you like drive-through pie.

  2. Sounds like something my hubby would say except with the way my hormones are right now he knows better. It would be a crying “I am not fat, I am pregnant. Why do you pick on what I eat” moment that just wouldn’t be worth his little rude comment.

  3. Um, is he buried in a shallow grave out back? I’ll help with that if you need it, lol!

  4. York Peppermint Patties… mmmm. My all time favorite candy! A bag lasts… oh, maybe a day in our house! And that’s if my hubby doesn’t know they’re there!
    BTW, love the Christmas decorations here!

  5. Mmmmmmm… I love those!!! And that sounds like a conversation Christian and I have had time and time again. Actually, just yesterday- over cupcakes, lol.

  6. Interesting craving…verrry interesting *strokes chin, contemplating*

    Jennifer, Le Binky Bitch

  7. Yup, they’re good. I like ‘em too.

    Angie
    (www.AllAdither.com)

  8. I love those too–especially when they’ve been in the fridge and are nice and cold. MMMMMMMMMMMM. And I am with Jennifer on the “cravings” comment …interesting. :)

  9. i have never had one! can you imagine?!??!?

  10. Where do you buy a good muzzle? Let me know! Those mints are very refreshing though.

  11. I had the very same first thought as Le Binky Bitch!!!

    I do love the peppermint patties myself – I am not a fan of most chocolate here (I still keep eating it though, you know, to see if it’s improved any *ahem*), but the peppermint patties rock my world, too. Imagine them made into hot chocolate???

  12. OMG! Now I really want a peppermint patty. MMMMMM! Not a very nice thing to do to the pregnant girl.

  13. oh man, those things are addictive! whenever we have them in the house, they don’t last long! :)

    http://www.monkeysandmarbles.com

  14. You know what are really good? York Bites. Teeny tiny shameful goodness…

    Mrs. Mustard