All I want for Christmas

December 21, 2007 – 9:49 pm

…is someone to come clean my house.

seriously.

How does it get so messy?

Where does all the DIRT and GRIME come from?

And why-oh-WHY wasn’t I born with a trust fund?

These are the very deep questions that I ponder while sipping egg-nog and avoiding my housewifely duties.

But, because at some point I will have to stop avoiding, put on my rubber gloves and CLEAN MY HEART OUT, I’m signing off blogging for a few days.

I don’t know exactly when I’ll be back, but I’ve got a couple of my favorite posts set to go up in the meantime. You know, in case you don’t have anything else to do. Or need a break from all the FAMILY time. Or don’t celebrate Christmas. Or something.

(It’s sort of like recycling.)

(this is a GREEN blog, FYI)

(Well, except for the computer.)

Happy Holidays!

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5 Responses to “All I want for Christmas”

  1. By jenniedub on Dec 21, 2007 | Reply

    Just wanted to say that this is the first time I have read your blog. Happened upon it through someone elses. It is too cute! And yep, wish I had some trust fund, too. Maybe Santa will bring you one!

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  2. By Queeny on Dec 22, 2007 | Reply

    I’ll call you on the trust fund and raise you a housekeeper. I wish I could blame my messy home on the holidays, but that wouldn’t exactly be accurate. Although, having a Christmas party didn’t exactly help.

    And on Christmas, well, let’s just say I won’t be going into the New Year with a clean slate.

    Happy Hollies!

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  3. By Chelsea on Dec 22, 2007 | Reply

    That’s all I want for Christmas, too! Let’s hope Santa has a group rate for Merry Maids.

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  4. By rainbabies on Dec 22, 2007 | Reply

    Yes, I would give up the fun stuff on my list for a day of thorough cleaning done by anyone other than myself.

    Happy cleaning and holidays!! :)

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  5. By Trenches of Mommyhood on Dec 24, 2007 | Reply

    Coming home to a clean house (when it’s been cleaned by someone other than you) is practically orgasmic.

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