…is someone to come clean my house.
seriously.
How does it get so messy?
Where does all the DIRT and GRIME come from?
And why-oh-WHY wasn’t I born with a trust fund?
These are the very deep questions that I ponder while sipping egg-nog and avoiding my housewifely duties.
But, because at some point I will have to stop avoiding, put on my rubber gloves and CLEAN MY HEART OUT, I’m signing off blogging for a few days.
I don’t know exactly when I’ll be back, but I’ve got a couple of my favorite posts set to go up in the meantime. You know, in case you don’t have anything else to do. Or need a break from all the FAMILY time. Or don’t celebrate Christmas. Or something.
(It’s sort of like recycling.)
(this is a GREEN blog, FYI)
(Well, except for the computer.)
Happy Holidays!
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December 21, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Just wanted to say that this is the first time I have read your blog. Happened upon it through someone elses. It is too cute! And yep, wish I had some trust fund, too. Maybe Santa will bring you one!
December 22, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I’ll call you on the trust fund and raise you a housekeeper. I wish I could blame my messy home on the holidays, but that wouldn’t exactly be accurate. Although, having a Christmas party didn’t exactly help.
And on Christmas, well, let’s just say I won’t be going into the New Year with a clean slate.
Happy Hollies!
December 22, 2007 at 5:27 pm
That’s all I want for Christmas, too! Let’s hope Santa has a group rate for Merry Maids.
December 22, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Yes, I would give up the fun stuff on my list for a day of thorough cleaning done by anyone other than myself.
Happy cleaning and holidays!! :)
December 24, 2007 at 7:16 am
Coming home to a clean house (when it’s been cleaned by someone other than you) is practically orgasmic.