The Thanksgiving jitters

November 22, 2007 – 12:59 am

I have a fridge full of turkey, a counter weighed down by potatoes, and a checklist FULL of to-do’s.

Having never cooked a turkey before, I’m not entirely sure about how it’s done. I know there’s something about pulling out the insides (eww!) and another thing about stuffing it with things that you later eat (double eww!). The rest I’ll be making up as I go along.

People are showing up tomorrow expecting food, and I’ve been sitting at my computer playing Solitaire. Denial? Maybe just a little.

See you on the other side of Thanksgiving!

Gobble gobble.

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15 Responses to “The Thanksgiving jitters”

  1. By Midwest Mommy on Nov 21, 2007 | Reply

    Happy Thanksgiving! Hopefully you survive :-)

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  2. By Not the Queen on Nov 21, 2007 | Reply

    Ply your guests with enough wine and beer and anything will taste good; even the original insides of the turkey, should you happen to miss any. Which you won’t. Well, probably won’t.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  3. By She Likes Purple on Nov 21, 2007 | Reply

    Best of luck to you! And Happy Thanksgiving!

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  4. By Cathy on Nov 21, 2007 | Reply

    My friend, who is cooking for 22 people tomorrow (including us) has never done a turkey either.

    She’s draping it with bacon.

    Which makes me think no one will notice if anything goes awry, because — BACON!

    So glad I only have to bring a few sides and dessert. No pressure. No frantic last-minute cleaning.

    Happy Thanksgiving! I’m sure the bird will turn out great.

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  5. By carrie on Nov 22, 2007 | Reply

    It’ll be fine. Just make sure your guests have lots of wine before dinner and they’ll never know if it isn’t perfect! :)

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Jenny!

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  6. By M on Nov 22, 2007 | Reply

    Happy Thanksgiving! Sorry I can’t give you turkey advice. I’m 49 and I have never made one in my life. LOL

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  7. By ali on Nov 22, 2007 | Reply

    happy thanksgiving!
    you can think of me, over here in canada, wishing i wasn’t AT WORK today!

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  8. By Melinda Zook on Nov 22, 2007 | Reply

    Hope it all went well and you were not drowning in dishes and left-overs!

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  9. By Karen (Pediascribe) on Nov 22, 2007 | Reply

    Hope it went well! I just had to supply the potatoes today. Easy-peasy!

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  10. By Maureen on Nov 22, 2007 | Reply

    Hope you had a great Thanksgiving and that your turkey turned out tasty!!!

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  11. By angeline on Nov 23, 2007 | Reply

    Happy Thanksgiving! don’t forget the 1000 situps after the big feast. *wink*

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  12. By Alex Elliot on Nov 23, 2007 | Reply

    I cooked my first turkey yesterday. I didn’t realize there was two packets that needed to be removed. I only removed one. Fortunately, the turkey was fine and we didn’t have to call the fire department.

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  13. By Mrs. Schmitty on Nov 24, 2007 | Reply

    Happy Thanksgiving, good luck with that turkey!

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  14. By Lela on Nov 24, 2007 | Reply

    Hahaha! I make the turkey every year, it’s not so bad. Hope you had a happy one!

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  15. By maggie on Nov 25, 2007 | Reply

    The first time I cooked a turkey, my sister and I decided to get the gross inside stuff out by turning it upside down and shaking it over the sink. I realize I’m a little late with my way awesome Thanksgiving tip, but it TOTALLY WORKED.

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