The Thanksgiving jitters

I have a fridge full of turkey, a counter weighed down by potatoes, and a checklist FULL of to-do’s.

Having never cooked a turkey before, I’m not entirely sure about how it’s done. I know there’s something about pulling out the insides (eww!) and another thing about stuffing it with things that you later eat (double eww!). The rest I’ll be making up as I go along.

People are showing up tomorrow expecting food, and I’ve been sitting at my computer playing Solitaire. Denial? Maybe just a little.

See you on the other side of Thanksgiving!

Gobble gobble.

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15 Comments

  1. Happy Thanksgiving! Hopefully you survive :-)

  2. Ply your guests with enough wine and beer and anything will taste good; even the original insides of the turkey, should you happen to miss any. Which you won’t. Well, probably won’t.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  3. Best of luck to you! And Happy Thanksgiving!

  4. My friend, who is cooking for 22 people tomorrow (including us) has never done a turkey either.

    She’s draping it with bacon.

    Which makes me think no one will notice if anything goes awry, because — BACON!

    So glad I only have to bring a few sides and dessert. No pressure. No frantic last-minute cleaning.

    Happy Thanksgiving! I’m sure the bird will turn out great.

  5. It’ll be fine. Just make sure your guests have lots of wine before dinner and they’ll never know if it isn’t perfect! :)

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Jenny!

  6. Happy Thanksgiving! Sorry I can’t give you turkey advice. I’m 49 and I have never made one in my life. LOL

  7. happy thanksgiving!
    you can think of me, over here in canada, wishing i wasn’t AT WORK today!

  8. Hope it all went well and you were not drowning in dishes and left-overs!

  9. Hope it went well! I just had to supply the potatoes today. Easy-peasy!

  10. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving and that your turkey turned out tasty!!!

  11. Happy Thanksgiving! don’t forget the 1000 situps after the big feast. *wink*

  12. I cooked my first turkey yesterday. I didn’t realize there was two packets that needed to be removed. I only removed one. Fortunately, the turkey was fine and we didn’t have to call the fire department.

  13. Happy Thanksgiving, good luck with that turkey!

  14. Hahaha! I make the turkey every year, it’s not so bad. Hope you had a happy one!

  15. The first time I cooked a turkey, my sister and I decided to get the gross inside stuff out by turning it upside down and shaking it over the sink. I realize I’m a little late with my way awesome Thanksgiving tip, but it TOTALLY WORKED.