So today I realized something… something very profound.
We’re in the computer age… which is waaaay better then the space age, the frontier age, or the DARK ages. This is the age of infinite possibilities. Where dreams come true with the click of a mouse. Where nothing’s so easy that it can’t be EASIER.
And so I asked myself,
Self, why would you put up with such an ugly car as The BEAST if you don’t have to?
Well, Jenny, that’s a very good question.
Sure it’s character building driving the Beastly thing around. But seriously, I think I have ENOUGH character.
And so, the time has come to transform the beast. With a little bit of magic pixie dust ALSO referred to as Photoshop.
(Forget Mickey, I have a new and MUCH more magical mouse at my disposal)
Are you ready to experience the magic?
Behold. First, you take a hideous, dirty, old, and rather revolting truck like this…
Now see what happens if we just wave the magic wand and add some sweet wheels. Voila!
Nice… nice…
And then, oh, I don’t know, let’s change it to HOT PINK!

Yeah baby! That’s TOTALLY hot!
Ok so now we need some bling on this bad boy…
Hmmm… something’s still missing.
It’s sassy, yes, but is it right for Mdm. Bananas?
Methinks not.
What to do… what to do…
Another wave of the magic wand, and
POOF!
It’s the BANANA-MOBILE!
Yeah baby! Now THAT’S a car for a high-society LADY!
Wanna go for a spin?
I wish I could take credit for this idea, but I have to give it to my friend over at What works for us.
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October 24, 2007 at 3:29 am
Rock that car baby! :D
October 24, 2007 at 6:01 am
Snort².
Banana Mobile? I swear you can’t get ANYMORE talented. I can’t wait to see you in the next demolition derby!
October 24, 2007 at 7:52 am
I MUST get Photoshop AND some wheels as cool as those!
October 24, 2007 at 8:17 am
This is hilarious. The wheels and the colors totally distract from the poor qualities of the truck.
I have got to to do something like this with my boobs.
October 24, 2007 at 8:17 am
That rocks! You’ve got some serious photoshop skillz!
October 24, 2007 at 8:18 am
Great car! They’ll definitely let CJ into any private school now!
October 24, 2007 at 8:36 am
ooh ooh I want one!!!
October 24, 2007 at 9:42 am
LOL! I loved the pics.
Linda
October 24, 2007 at 10:05 am
AWESOME ride! reminds me of the demo we went to for fourth of july. or as we called it THE WHITE TRASH EXTRAVAGANZA! it was awesome! nice photoshop skillz.
October 24, 2007 at 11:11 am
I like that car! I want one!
October 24, 2007 at 11:56 am
That’s hawt, I lurve it! I really love the hot pink :D
October 24, 2007 at 11:57 am
Oh you make me laugh, Jenny! I love the Banana Mobile!
October 24, 2007 at 1:57 pm
With that truck, you’d fit right in down here in Alabamer!
October 24, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Those school mommies would shudder in their heels if you showed up in that! The looks on their faces would soooo be worth it!
October 24, 2007 at 5:38 pm
that was a cool transformation! but what was that hood ornament??
October 24, 2007 at 6:54 pm
oh man…i think this is your best Photoshopping yet! i love the way it looks like you’re peeking through the windshield…hilarious!
you always top yourself…how do you do it!
October 25, 2007 at 2:00 am
Ooh, I like. I REALLY like!!!