Is eating six bananas fattening?
August 28, 2007 – 6:19 pmTop 5 wacky searches that led people to THIS blog:
5. seattle ok one goldfish? (Yes, as the Seattle authority I will tell you that you CAN have one goldfish here. Glad to help.)
4. does anyone wear pantyhose anymore? (NO!)
3. help me clean my messy house (No, YOU help ME clean MY messy house!… My blog, my rules.)
2. nude dog walking (you’re sick, you know that? really, really sick.)
1. I feel baby kicks but I test negative (Umm… it’s called GAS.)
Seriously, WHO googles these things?? Introduce yourselves… we really want to meet you.
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By Callista on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Lol those are hilarious. I enjoy reading search engine searches for my blog as well but so far none have been too hilarious to share.
I love your blog by the way. I’ve bookmarked and blogrolled it!
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By Jo Beaufoix on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Heh heh these are very funny.
Bit worried about that dog though.
;-)
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By Midwest Mommy on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Don’t you love these! I get some pretty crazy ones too!
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By Kimberly on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Nasty thing to do to a dog.
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By Tuesday Girl on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
People are crazy!
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By Mamma on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Please send the cleaning people to my house when their done at yours.
But I won’t let them have more than one goldfish.
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By Summer on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Okay, you made me snort while laughing!
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By Dedee on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Those are funny. Love the dog one.
Found you from Kimberly.
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By Shauna Loves Chocolate on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
I’m not even going to ask where the naked dog walker holds his/her baggie for poop.
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By temporarily me on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
I feel baby kicks too even though I’m not pregnant.
I was birthing a rather large fart though… Hahahahaha
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By Mommy Daisy on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Ha, ha, those are great.
Also, for #1 I’m a little concerned. She’s feeling the baby kick, and still not sure she’s pregnant. If there is a baby moving inside of you, you are pregnant! Silly people! Or like you said…gas is another alternative. ;)
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By WhatWorksForMom on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
these are always very entertaining! except #4 - what the heck???
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By Mary Alice on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
I got one from “edema, trouble walking”……it lead them right to a post on not eating too many Cheetos. That had to be WAY disappointing.
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By Mrs. Flinger on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
LOL! I love the last one. “It’s called gas” (I happen to be an expert in this area myself) ;-)
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By Gustogirl on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
So funny. People really are crazy aren’t they. I’ve decided I need to take some blogger lessons from you, yours is so cool!
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By Cathy on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
None of these are mine.
But if you look at my history at work, you’ll find a slew of Googled illnesses and ex-boyfriends.
The former because I’m a hypochondriac. The latter because my co-workers and I think it’s fun to see who has the most interesting dating history.
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By Suburban Oblivion on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Hilarious!! So IS eating 6 bananas fattening?? :P
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By Queeny on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
I still wear pantyhose, but mostly to hide these damned vericose veins. And don’t point fingers; I did not Google that question.
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By my minivan is faster than yours on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
I’ve got to go get me some google analytics. That’s some funny stuff!
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By andi on Aug 28, 2007 | Reply
Um, aren’t dogs usually naked?
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By Queen of Shake-Shake on Aug 29, 2007 | Reply
Crazy google people! Always good for a laugh!
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By Rachel on Aug 29, 2007 | Reply
Really? It’s only gas? Are you sure?
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By Julie (aka calm mama) on Aug 29, 2007 | Reply
Wow, your search engine phrases are WAY better than mine. It does make you wonder what people are thinking. and might make them nervous when they realize that we bloggers are getting a little window into their brains — or at least the headlines…
Here’s the top phrase on my search engine list o’ favorites:
i am so boring
Now that’s something I can be proud of, no?
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By Cate on Aug 31, 2007 | Reply
Your commentaty is always so entertaining!
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