Top 5 wacky searches that led people to THIS blog:
5. seattle ok one goldfish? (Yes, as the Seattle authority I will tell you that you CAN have one goldfish here. Glad to help.)
4. does anyone wear pantyhose anymore? (NO!)
3. help me clean my messy house (No, YOU help ME clean MY messy house!… My blog, my rules.)
2. nude dog walking (you’re sick, you know that? really, really sick.)
1. I feel baby kicks but I test negative (Umm… it’s called GAS.)
Seriously, WHO googles these things?? Introduce yourselves… we really want to meet you.
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August 28, 2007 at 11:48 am
Lol those are hilarious. I enjoy reading search engine searches for my blog as well but so far none have been too hilarious to share.
I love your blog by the way. I’ve bookmarked and blogrolled it!
August 28, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Heh heh these are very funny.
Bit worried about that dog though.
;-)
August 28, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Don’t you love these! I get some pretty crazy ones too!
August 28, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Nasty thing to do to a dog.
August 28, 2007 at 2:11 pm
People are crazy!
August 28, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Please send the cleaning people to my house when their done at yours.
But I won’t let them have more than one goldfish.
August 28, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Okay, you made me snort while laughing!
August 28, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Those are funny. Love the dog one.
Found you from Kimberly.
August 28, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I’m not even going to ask where the naked dog walker holds his/her baggie for poop.
August 28, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I feel baby kicks too even though I’m not pregnant.
I was birthing a rather large fart though… Hahahahaha
August 28, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Ha, ha, those are great.
Also, for #1 I’m a little concerned. She’s feeling the baby kick, and still not sure she’s pregnant. If there is a baby moving inside of you, you are pregnant! Silly people! Or like you said…gas is another alternative. ;)
August 28, 2007 at 5:13 pm
these are always very entertaining! except #4 – what the heck???
August 28, 2007 at 5:17 pm
I got one from “edema, trouble walking”……it lead them right to a post on not eating too many Cheetos. That had to be WAY disappointing.
August 28, 2007 at 5:38 pm
LOL! I love the last one. “It’s called gas” (I happen to be an expert in this area myself) ;-)
August 28, 2007 at 6:58 pm
So funny. People really are crazy aren’t they. I’ve decided I need to take some blogger lessons from you, yours is so cool!
August 28, 2007 at 7:15 pm
None of these are mine.
But if you look at my history at work, you’ll find a slew of Googled illnesses and ex-boyfriends.
The former because I’m a hypochondriac. The latter because my co-workers and I think it’s fun to see who has the most interesting dating history.
August 28, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Hilarious!! So IS eating 6 bananas fattening?? :P
August 28, 2007 at 8:17 pm
I still wear pantyhose, but mostly to hide these damned vericose veins. And don’t point fingers; I did not Google that question.
August 28, 2007 at 9:08 pm
I’ve got to go get me some google analytics. That’s some funny stuff!
August 28, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Um, aren’t dogs usually naked?
August 29, 2007 at 6:54 am
Crazy google people! Always good for a laugh!
August 29, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Really? It’s only gas? Are you sure?
August 29, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Wow, your search engine phrases are WAY better than mine. It does make you wonder what people are thinking. and might make them nervous when they realize that we bloggers are getting a little window into their brains — or at least the headlines…
Here’s the top phrase on my search engine list o’ favorites:
i am so boring
Now that’s something I can be proud of, no?
August 31, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Your commentaty is always so entertaining!