Marital blips… I mean BLISS
June 1, 2007 – 4:15 pmYou know you need a date with your husband when…
- Your idea of getting dolled up is to brush your teeth and change your underwear.
- You think “foreplay” is a developmental milestone that children pass somewhere around the age of four.
- You haven’t had a conversation in weeks that didn’t include the words “poop” “it’s your turn” or your child’s name.
- Your idea of A GOOD TIME is taking a nap.
- Someone says “dinner out” and you think McDonald’s.
- You read the intro to this post and thought, Husband? What husband? Oh, you mean that one guy who I have to clean up after?
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By mama k on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
Sooo funny! Great entry. Especially the “forplay” hehehe
I found you via the blog blast. My entry is up on my site. :)
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By Becky on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
great entry! mine is up as well..chocolate party!
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By sam on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
Hahaha, love it!
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By Dawn on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
LOL I especially loved the one about conversations !
And thanks for visiting :)
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By Heather on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
LOL! Great post. I must link to this. This is totally me right now! So sad!
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By sherry on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
I haven’t decided whether to laugh or cry. I posted mine too and when I was done I felt a bit depressed. :P
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By Andy on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
So, so true!
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By Jodi on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
Soo funny! I love the foreplay comment!
Thanks for visiting Jodifur!
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By Daisy on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
Amazing — and scary — how true this is! If we can still smile at this, our day for a date must be coming. Sooner rather than later, I hope!
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By Queen Heather on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
So true! The sexiest conversation we have is about skid mark underwear. We’re so hot for each other.
I hope you win!
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By Like a Star on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
Love your comment. Thanks for visting.. good luck!
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By heather on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply
LOL Dolled up for me is a shower!
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By Heather on Jun 3, 2007 | Reply
I just brush my teeth…what underwear?
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By Stu on Jun 5, 2007 | Reply
This post has been nominated for a Hot Stuff Of The Week at our site, GNMParents. Good luck in the voting!
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