Marital blips… I mean BLISS

June 1, 2007 – 4:15 pm

You know you need a date with your husband when…

  • Your idea of getting dolled up is to brush your teeth and change your underwear.

  • You think “foreplay” is a developmental milestone that children pass somewhere around the age of four.
  • You haven’t had a conversation in weeks that didn’t include the words “poop” “it’s your turn” or your child’s name.
  • Your idea of A GOOD TIME is taking a nap.
  • Someone says “dinner out” and you think McDonald’s.
  • You read the intro to this post and thought, Husband? What husband? Oh, you mean that one guy who I have to clean up after?

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14 Responses to “Marital blips… I mean BLISS”

  1. By mama k on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    Sooo funny! Great entry. Especially the “forplay” hehehe

    I found you via the blog blast. My entry is up on my site. :)

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  2. By Becky on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    great entry! mine is up as well..chocolate party!

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  3. By sam on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    Hahaha, love it!

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  4. By Dawn on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    LOL I especially loved the one about conversations !

    And thanks for visiting :)

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  5. By Heather on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    LOL! Great post. I must link to this. This is totally me right now! So sad!

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  6. By sherry on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    I haven’t decided whether to laugh or cry. I posted mine too and when I was done I felt a bit depressed. :P

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  7. By Andy on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    So, so true!

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  8. By Jodi on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    Soo funny! I love the foreplay comment!

    Thanks for visiting Jodifur!

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  9. By Daisy on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    Amazing — and scary — how true this is! If we can still smile at this, our day for a date must be coming. Sooner rather than later, I hope!

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  10. By Queen Heather on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    So true! The sexiest conversation we have is about skid mark underwear. We’re so hot for each other.

    I hope you win!

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  11. By Like a Star on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    Love your comment. Thanks for visting.. good luck!

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  12. By heather on Jun 2, 2007 | Reply

    LOL Dolled up for me is a shower!

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  13. By Heather on Jun 3, 2007 | Reply

    I just brush my teeth…what underwear?

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  14. By Stu on Jun 5, 2007 | Reply

    This post has been nominated for a Hot Stuff Of The Week at our site, GNMParents. Good luck in the voting!

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