Marital blips… I mean BLISS

You know you need a date with your husband when…

• Your idea of getting dolled up is to brush your teeth and change your underwear.

• You think “foreplay” is a developmental milestone that children pass somewhere around the age of four.
• You haven’t had a conversation in weeks that didn’t include the words “poop” “it’s your turn” or your child’s name.
• Your idea of A GOOD TIME is taking a nap.
• Someone says “dinner out” and you think McDonald’s.
• You read the intro to this post and thought, Husband? What husband? Oh, you mean that one guy who I have to clean up after?

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