Funny stuffs for you!

Time for round two of what just might be my all-time favorite activity.

That’s right folks, what are the wacky and weird people of the world searching on that leads them to my blog? Let’s have a look, shall we?

parents peeing outside
oh dear. there’s no help for you here. you MIGHT consider investing in a fence (to keep the parents OUT)

whats it like to live in seattle blog
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I LOVE that I represent the great question of “what it’s like to live in Seattle” via my blog… I’m guessing this poor sap is NOT going to move here…

totally for sure i just got a manicure
totally for sure I need one too

man wrapped in saran wrap in woman’s porta potty
ummm, okaaaaay?

i love banana jobs
you should be a monkey. I don’t know what the pay is like, but surely it’s the job for you.

mucus banana
seriously? again? who ARE these people and WHAT are they hoping to find?

subscribe funny stuffs in my email
my friend! you want subscribe funny stuffs you click this link here friend now. funny stuffs for you!

orange lump on head
it’s called hair. (and I agree, it does look weird)


what are the toys that the goldfish can have?
ok, pay close attention. you may want to grab a pen and paper to jot down notes. Here are the toys a goldfish can have. 1) water, 2) bubbles 3) tiny submarine. I LOVE that I can help.

if you eat 10 bananas kill you?
really? seriously? are you worried about this? try it. And yes, the resulting gas just might kill you.

pictures of stupid moms doing stupid things
HELLO *ding ding ding* we have a winner!

booger head
CJ? is that you?

pictures of stupid women doing stupid things
Ok, enough already. Yes, I’m stupid! Yes I do stupid things! There’s no need to rub it in!

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23 Comments

  1. Heh heh this is such a funny post.

    I too had a funny traffic spike the other day.

    I had 1241 people hit my site as a direct result of searching
    google for “cheerleaders having their bottoms paddled”!

    I am very proud.

    I have used the word paddle in a post, but it was about my 2 year old paddling in her potty.

    Cheerleaders? Nah, never mentioned them.

    Made me larf though.

  2. hehe I love these posts! I always wonder why the silly things led them to my blog. What exactly is a banana job? lol

  3. haha! Love to see how folks ‘find’ a blog!!

  4. That is one very scary picture of Carrot Top.

    How do you find out what they seached for? I have sitemeter on my blog… can I do it with that?

    Too funny!!!

  5. Sadly most people find my blog searching for “poop” thanks to a post by pediatrician/dh some time ago!

    You’ve had some crazy search terms!! Too funny!

  6. This is great! I’ll be doing my own pretty soon. Someone found my site by typing “My Mom’s Vagina” Nice.

    These posts always make me laugh! keep them coming. :-)

  7. LoL that was pretty funny. I’ve seen some of things people have googled to get to me… one disturbing thing, but other than that, nothing off the wall!

  8. Good one!!

    People are soooo weird.

    I’m saving mine up for a rainy day! LOL

  9. Funny! Does kind of freak me out to look at how some people find my page….”Giant Scrotum” “Smelly Foot Torture”…..

  10. Thank you for once again shaking my faith in humanity. =P

  11. Yeah, I’d have to say my own Google searches are pretty tame by comparison.

    Very funny!

  12. Well, crap, that saran wrap one and the porta potty…that was me, doggone! BUSTED!

    (Just kidding!)

  13. Okay, I think that this one is an ALL TIME WINNER: “man wrapped in saran wrap in woman’s porta potty”

    ummmm…….

  14. Now I’m going to have to see what people search for when they come to my blog. OK, just did. Here are some:

    thick moms with onion ass
    becoming a wet nurse
    why frozen daiquiri is washy
    cara’s boobs
    hot filthy moms

    Just to name a few …

    Susan at Working Moms Against Guilt

  15. I need to do my own post…these always make me laugh.

    I got one today for “I am bored and I like porn.”

  16. I LOVE google hits. It’s my favorite free way to entertain myself!

  17. Oh, that’s funny. I gotta subscribe!

  18. Congratulations! You’re now Google’s #7 result for “banana mucous”. Just a few more to go ’til you’re above the scroll!

  19. Too funny. I have been collecting my google searches too and have been meaning to write this very post. There are some sick, sick people out there.

  20. I’m slowly but surely accumulating mine.
    Can you imagine what I’d get if I put my anagram on my site? Oh the referrals.

  21. I need to check out what searches lead people to my blog – all 2 of them ha ha!

  22. I just started but I have already gotten some weird ones!
    Great post!

  23. You don’t even want to know what I thought when I read “banana jobs.”