Funny stuffs for you!

Time for round two of what just might be my all-time favorite activity.

That’s right folks, what are the wacky and weird people of the world searching on that leads them to my blog? Let’s have a look, shall we?

parents peeing outside
oh dear. there’s no help for you here. you MIGHT consider investing in a fence (to keep the parents OUT)

whats it like to live in seattle blog
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I LOVE that I represent the great question of “what it’s like to live in Seattle” via my blog… I’m guessing this poor sap is NOT going to move here…

totally for sure i just got a manicure
totally for sure I need one too

man wrapped in saran wrap in woman’s porta potty
ummm, okaaaaay?

i love banana jobs
you should be a monkey. I don’t know what the pay is like, but surely it’s the job for you.

mucus banana
seriously? again? who ARE these people and WHAT are they hoping to find?

subscribe funny stuffs in my email
my friend! you want subscribe funny stuffs you click this link here friend now. funny stuffs for you!

orange lump on head
it’s called hair. (and I agree, it does look weird)

what are the toys that the goldfish can have?
ok, pay close attention. you may want to grab a pen and paper to jot down notes. Here are the toys a goldfish can have. 1) water, 2) bubbles 3) tiny submarine. I LOVE that I can help.

if you eat 10 bananas kill you?
really? seriously? are you worried about this? try it. And yes, the resulting gas just might kill you.

pictures of stupid moms doing stupid things
HELLO *ding ding ding* we have a winner!

booger head
CJ? is that you?

pictures of stupid women doing stupid things
Ok, enough already. Yes, I’m stupid! Yes I do stupid things! There’s no need to rub it in!

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