Funny stuffs for you!
June 26, 2007 – 7:00 amTime for round two of what just might be my all-time favorite activity.
That’s right folks, what are the wacky and weird people of the world searching on that leads them to my blog? Let’s have a look, shall we?
parents peeing outside
oh dear. there’s no help for you here. you MIGHT consider investing in a fence (to keep the parents OUT)
whats it like to live in seattle blog
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I LOVE that I represent the great question of “what it’s like to live in Seattle” via my blog… I’m guessing this poor sap is NOT going to move here…
totally for sure i just got a manicure
totally for sure I need one too
man wrapped in saran wrap in woman’s porta potty
ummm, okaaaaay?
i love banana jobs
you should be a monkey. I don’t know what the pay is like, but surely it’s the job for you.
mucus banana
seriously? again? who ARE these people and WHAT are they hoping to find?
subscribe funny stuffs in my email
my friend! you want subscribe funny stuffs you click this link here friend now. funny stuffs for you!
orange lump on head
it’s called hair. (and I agree, it does look weird)
what are the toys that the goldfish can have?
ok, pay close attention. you may want to grab a pen and paper to jot down notes. Here are the toys a goldfish can have. 1) water, 2) bubbles 3) tiny submarine. I LOVE that I can help.
if you eat 10 bananas kill you?
really? seriously? are you worried about this? try it. And yes, the resulting gas just might kill you.
pictures of stupid moms doing stupid things
HELLO *ding ding ding* we have a winner!
booger head
CJ? is that you?
pictures of stupid women doing stupid things
Ok, enough already. Yes, I’m stupid! Yes I do stupid things! There’s no need to rub it in!
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By Jo Beaufoix on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Heh heh this is such a funny post.
I too had a funny traffic spike the other day.
I had 1241 people hit my site as a direct result of searching
google for “cheerleaders having their bottoms paddled”!
I am very proud.
I have used the word paddle in a post, but it was about my 2 year old paddling in her potty.
Cheerleaders? Nah, never mentioned them.
Made me larf though.
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By Lene on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
hehe I love these posts! I always wonder why the silly things led them to my blog. What exactly is a banana job? lol
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By kara on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
haha! Love to see how folks ‘find’ a blog!!
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By Damsel on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
That is one very scary picture of Carrot Top.
How do you find out what they seached for? I have sitemeter on my blog… can I do it with that?
Too funny!!!
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By Karen on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Sadly most people find my blog searching for “poop” thanks to a post by pediatrician/dh some time ago!
You’ve had some crazy search terms!! Too funny!
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By Smiling Mom on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
This is great! I’ll be doing my own pretty soon. Someone found my site by typing “My Mom’s Vagina” Nice.
These posts always make me laugh! keep them coming. :-)
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By Love & Lipgloss on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
LoL that was pretty funny. I’ve seen some of things people have googled to get to me… one disturbing thing, but other than that, nothing off the wall!
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By sam on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Good one!!
People are soooo weird.
I’m saving mine up for a rainy day! LOL
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By For the Love... on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Funny! Does kind of freak me out to look at how some people find my page….”Giant Scrotum” “Smelly Foot Torture”…..
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By Kimberly on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Thank you for once again shaking my faith in humanity. =P
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By Cathy on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Yeah, I’d have to say my own Google searches are pretty tame by comparison.
Very funny!
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By Jenn on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Well, crap, that saran wrap one and the porta potty…that was me, doggone! BUSTED!
(Just kidding!)
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By Brillig on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Okay, I think that this one is an ALL TIME WINNER: “man wrapped in saran wrap in woman’s porta potty”
ummmm…….
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By Susan on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Now I’m going to have to see what people search for when they come to my blog. OK, just did. Here are some:
thick moms with onion ass
becoming a wet nurse
why frozen daiquiri is washy
cara’s boobs
hot filthy moms
Just to name a few …
Susan at Working Moms Against Guilt
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By Jennifer Playgroupie on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
I need to do my own post…these always make me laugh.
I got one today for “I am bored and I like porn.”
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By Queen Heather on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
I LOVE google hits. It’s my favorite free way to entertain myself!
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By Day Dreamer on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Oh, that’s funny. I gotta subscribe!
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By BR on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Congratulations! You’re now Google’s #7 result for “banana mucous”. Just a few more to go ’til you’re above the scroll!
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By andi on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
Too funny. I have been collecting my google searches too and have been meaning to write this very post. There are some sick, sick people out there.
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By moosh in indy. on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply
I’m slowly but surely accumulating mine.
Can you imagine what I’d get if I put my anagram on my site? Oh the referrals.
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By Annie on Jun 27, 2007 | Reply
I need to check out what searches lead people to my blog - all 2 of them ha ha!
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By Midwest Mommy on Jun 27, 2007 | Reply
I just started but I have already gotten some weird ones!
Great post!
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By Shauna on Jun 27, 2007 | Reply
You don’t even want to know what I thought when I read “banana jobs.”
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