5 reasons why EVERYONE should know how to Photoshop their head onto someone else’s body

June 23, 2007 – 3:21 am

1. Because some day you might be invited to a high school reunion when you’re NOT looking so hot. Photoshop head-transferance skills provide you the option to pursue PLAN P- in which you send the organizer a note that goes something like this:

Dear Marsha,

Sadly I will not be able to attend the 20th high school reunion due to pressing concerns brought on by my vast wealth and prestige. However, I am attaching a recent self portrait so that you know what I look like these days. Feel free to print out several poster-sized copies to hang around the reunion.

Cheers,
Jenny

2. Because it’s never a good idea to go into a major hair change without a bit of foresight…


Red is actually kinda fun… but only with black leather pants and killer abs.


Black… not so much. We’ll leave that to Catherine Zeta Jones.

 

3. Because you can’t pick your family, but sometimes you wish you could. Less than stellar relations are no longer a problem… with Photoshop you can create a NEW family whose portrait will look stunning above the mantel.


You have to understand, CJ, the Angels were my family. The best family I could ask for.

4. Because you wouldn’t want your children to know THE TRUTH about how you spent your younger years (knitting and sipping tea? Come ON!) With Photoshop, your history is yours for the making! Goodbye boring momma, hello fab new me!

This is mommy rock climbing, before you were born.

And this is when I won Miss America.

 

And THIS is when I was really into body building.

Ahh, the memories.

5. Because while a middle-aged mommy blogger up in Seattle might be a little bit blah, you’re sure as heck gonna sit up and take notice when you see that blogger lady’s profile picture that looks like THIS:

or THIS:

or THIS:

Yes, it’s true. Due to begging, pleading, and otherwise hysterical mobs of readers the likes of which haven’t been seen since Beatles mania*, I have decided to share my magical knowledge of photoshop head-transferance with you. Coming soon to a blog near you… Wait for it… wait for it…

*By “begging, pleading, and screaming hysterical mobs of readers the likes of which haven’t been seen since Beatles mania,” I mean a few people have requested it.

It’s up! For a how-to guide, see How to Photoshop your head onto someone else’s body in 19 easy steps.

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33 Responses to “5 reasons why EVERYONE should know how to Photoshop their head onto someone else’s body”

  1. By Two Write Hands on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    You’re fabulous and funny! What a combo. Love your blog.

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  2. By Mamma on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    Okay, I’ve got to learn/buy photoshop.

    Do I have to take a class? {she asks whining}

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  3. By Deborah on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    That was hysterical!

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  4. By karrie on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    These are great! :)

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  5. By Smiling Mom on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    Sign me up! I want to be a hot pole dancer, or a rock climber! :-)

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  6. By Jo Beaufoix on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    I love this.

    My dad always used to tell me and my brothers and sister that he was tarzan and my mum was Jane when we were very, very small.

    We believed him for quite a long time… (not anymore though)

    I’d love to mock up a photo for my mum’s 60th.

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  7. By Annie on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    Too funny!

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  8. By shaz on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    omg girl, can you ‘be’ more funny?? :)

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  9. By nell on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    You Are Awesome!

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  10. By Mama Zen on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    Laughing hysterically! Love the Wonder Woman!

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  11. By shauna on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    You absolutely crack me up, Bananas! I can’t even pick a favorite — they all made me laugh.

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  12. By Midwest Mommy on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    Love these…
    I use to do this all the time in college but you have definitely mastered it! I will need practice, practice, practice!

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  13. By Mert on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    heehee, loved that! I sk*rt’d you! :D

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  14. By Jo on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    That is hysterical!! I didn’t even know you could do all that with photoshop. I can’t wait for the tutorials to begin!

    Great blog and thank you for the giggles.

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  15. By Jennifer Playgroupie on Jun 23, 2007 | Reply

    Good lord this is hilarious. I’m going right now to get me some photoshop.

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  16. By tulipmom on Jun 24, 2007 | Reply

    This would be great for making hilarious personalized greeting cards.

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  17. By Cate on Jun 24, 2007 | Reply

    I told you that you should do a Photoshoppy tutorial! Oh oh oh…I can’t wait!

    I wonder…is it any easier to photoshop a bald woman’s face onto another body????

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  18. By Kristi on Jun 24, 2007 | Reply

    I am soooo learning how to do this. Would it be wrong to put my red head on Diana Ross’s body?

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  19. By Queen Heather on Jun 24, 2007 | Reply

    Oh my gosh, the Miss American is hilarious!

    You got skillz!

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  20. By The Queen on Jun 24, 2007 | Reply

    That is too cool. I know a little bit of Photoshop. Think I’d look good atop Halle Berry’s bod. Just might try it.

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  21. By Elizabeth on Jun 24, 2007 | Reply

    I saw this in TheGoodBlogs, you are freaking hilarious! And quite Photoshop-talented, I might add :)

    I faved your blog on Technorati, and I tried to add the post to sk*rt, but your sk*rt this button links to the blogger.com homepage for some reason.

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  22. By Brillig on Jun 25, 2007 | Reply

    Yup. I think I just peed myself. This is so stinking hilarious. And now I wanna learn..

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  23. By PinksandBluesGirls on Jun 25, 2007 | Reply

    This is hilarious! I LOVE it!!

    Jane, Pinks & Blues Girls

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  24. By LikeAstaR on Jun 25, 2007 | Reply

    How liberating.. the world is ours for the faking!

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  25. By Shelly on Jun 26, 2007 | Reply

    Fantastic post, Thank you for the afternoon laugh.

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  26. By Rose on Jun 27, 2007 | Reply

    Sounds like good reasons to me. I best go photo shop myself.

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  27. By Carla on Jun 27, 2007 | Reply

    The kidlings are supposed to be sleeping and I am laughing hysterically to myself. TOO FUNNY! I need a class schedule!

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  28. By Chris on Jul 14, 2007 | Reply

    Here via Miss Cellania and I’m glad I clicked the link. Very funny post!

    Have a great weekend!
    Chris
    My Blog

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  29. By Kim on Dec 14, 2007 | Reply

    This may be the funniest thing I have seen in a while!! BRAVO!!

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  30. By SnapHappyInkyMomma on Jan 4, 2008 | Reply

    Hysterical! I definitely need to give this a try.

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  31. By Zenmomma on Jan 5, 2008 | Reply

    So funny! I’m off to put my head on Pam Anderson’s boobs-I mean body.

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  32. By Mom 2 Two on Jun 1, 2008 | Reply

    Too funny! I’ll have to try that myself!

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  33. By Spiffy Baby on Aug 21, 2008 | Reply

    Ohh this is awesome! My wife uses photoshop a lot for various things around her site. PS really rocks. You are very good at “transformations”, as I can see.

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