When I’m an old woman…

I will drive the biggest Cadillac I can find, the kind with cushy leather seats and gold trim. I’ll have a custom license plate that says “2HOT4U.”

I’ll wear velour track suits in colors like purple, turquoise, and magenta complimented by ridiculous amounts of bright red lipstick. I’ll exercise vigorously to “keep up my strength.”

I’ll have a tiny dog named Sweet Pea that I take everywhere with me in my purse and treat like my baby (of course she’ll have outfits of her own). I might even paint Sweet Pea’s toenails to match my track suit.

When people that I don’t like talk to me, I’ll pretend not to hear. When people tell me things I don’t like, I’ll pretend not to hear. I’ll gossip madly and always have time for a cup o’ tea.

Ok, it’s your turn. What will you be like when you’re old? (cause it’s good to have goals…)

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