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When I’m an old woman…
May 9, 2007 – 11:07 pmI will drive the biggest Cadillac I can find, the kind with cushy leather seats and gold trim. I’ll have a custom license plate that says “2HOT4U.”
I’ll wear velour track suits in colors like purple, turquoise, and magenta complimented by ridiculous amounts of bright red lipstick. I’ll exercise vigorously to “keep up my strength.”
I’ll have a tiny dog named Sweet Pea that I take everywhere with me in my purse and treat like my baby (of course she’ll have outfits of her own). I might even paint Sweet Pea’s toenails to match my track suit.
When people that I don’t like talk to me, I’ll pretend not to hear. When people tell me things I don’t like, I’ll pretend not to hear. I’ll gossip madly and always have time for a cup o’ tea.
Ok, it’s your turn. What will you be like when you’re old? (cause it’s good to have goals…)
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By Kimberly on May 10, 2007 | Reply
Okay, that is just too weird.
I swear you’re talking about -my- Grandma.
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By That Chick Over There on May 10, 2007 | Reply
I would totally find you, befriend you, and hang out with you all the time if you did all that.
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By Annie on May 10, 2007 | Reply
Ha Ha! You’ve tagged me?! - hmm it would be easier for me to say what I won’t be when I’m old, I’ll have to think about this - I’m not good with goals lol!
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By Toni on May 11, 2007 | Reply
That was freaking hilarious!!
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By Lene on May 11, 2007 | Reply
I love this meme! Great list! Thanks for the tag. I will work on this tomorrow. ;)
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