What do you need?

May 12, 2007 – 4:43 pm

I just got turned on to a very amusing game. (thanks Kimberly!)

It’s simple but brilliant. Google the phrase “[your first name] needs.” and let the good times roll. Here’s some of mine:

Jenny Needs…

1) Jenny needs a job
Can you hear me laughing? I am so completely amused that this is the number 1 hit from… “The Learned Foot.” I kid you not.

2) Jenny needs a break
THAT’S for sure!

3) Jenny needs attention
Always. In fact, I think “Needs attention” might be my middle name!

4) Jenny (the border collie) needs a forever home

5) Jenny needs a manicure

6) Jenny needs space

7) Camp Jenny needs your support.
So come on, vote already!!

8) Jenny needs 10 minutes

9) Jenny needs a man, not a corpse.
(I am NOT making this up)

And last, but not least…
10) Jenny needs to shut up.
Ok, I can take a hint…

BTW, I also learn that (at least according to Google results) there are a lot of people out there who need Jenny Craig. Good to know.

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5 Responses to “What do you need?”

  1. By Kristi on May 12, 2007 | Reply

    “Kristi needs this type of concrete feedback to grasp her own progress.”

    Kristi sounds a little retarded. Sounds about right.

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  2. By Lene on May 12, 2007 | Reply

    A manicure? What is that? That is not a word that has come out of my mouth in years.

    Cute!

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  3. By Rory on May 12, 2007 | Reply

    It started off reasonably enough:

    Rory needs to grow up

    Then it seemed that someone had let the cat out of the bag:

    Rory needs to learn that she can’t have everything she wants

    Eventually, it was just getting demanding:

    Rory needs to become pregnant and have a baby girl, named Lorilei!

    At last…

    Rory needs to learn that she doesn’t need a guy to be complete.

    Phew! I’ll take that advice.

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  4. By Kimberly on May 12, 2007 | Reply

    Kim needs word verifications that aren’t over a dozen letters long. What the heck?!

    Isn’t that a fun one?

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  5. By tulipmom on May 13, 2007 | Reply

    This is so much fun! I just had to do a post of my own.

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