What do you need?

I just got turned on to a very amusing game. (thanks Kimberly!)

It’s simple but brilliant. Google the phrase “[your first name] needs.” and let the good times roll. Here’s some of mine:

Jenny Needs…

1) Jenny needs a job
Can you hear me laughing? I am so completely amused that this is the number 1 hit from… “The Learned Foot.” I kid you not.

2) Jenny needs a break
THAT’S for sure!

3) Jenny needs attention
Always. In fact, I think “Needs attention” might be my middle name!

4) Jenny (the border collie) needs a forever home

5) Jenny needs a manicure

6) Jenny needs space

7) Camp Jenny needs your support.
So come on, vote already!!

8) Jenny needs 10 minutes

9) Jenny needs a man, not a corpse.
(I am NOT making this up)

And last, but not least…
10) Jenny needs to shut up.
Ok, I can take a hint…

BTW, I also learn that (at least according to Google results) there are a lot of people out there who need Jenny Craig. Good to know.

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