WHAT would we do without these experts and their momentous, truly enlightening research findings?
How ELSE would we ever learn that Young adults who binge drink frequently are more likely to show disadvantageous decision-making patterns than their peers who don’t drink as heavily?
WHERE can I donate money? We MUST do whatever we can to keep this excellent research program alive!!
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May 25, 2007 at 4:00 pm
This just in: middle aged adults who eat heavily are likely to be overweight and not look very good in bikinis.
Source: Crap Everyone Already Knows.
May 25, 2007 at 4:33 pm
I just have to shake my head and laugh. Otherwise I might give in to outrage. =P
May 25, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Umm yea….it took some real geniuses to come up with that one. haha
May 25, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Tomorrow’s headline: Smart-ass bloggers need more to blog about. Donate more money to silly research!
May 28, 2007 at 12:55 pm
“Although a causal link has yet to be established, our findings indicate that binge drinking at a younger age and prolonged binge drinking are associated with worse decision making.”
Let me reword that….
Although we have no confirming results, most likely because our study was flawed because we can’t say which came first, the chicken or the egg, we’re still going to say our study was right.
snort.
whatever.