My take on the whole Paris Hilton thing

May 10, 2007 – 4:58 pm

Ok, I’ve remained silent on this topic long enough. Really I feel such overwhelming glee at the thought of Ms. Hilton behind bars, I really can’t believe I haven’t mentioned it before now.

Here’s the REST OF THE STORY (as I like to think it happened).

Paris has just been pulled over by an overweight, red-faced police officer who we’ll call “Joe.”

Officer Joe: Ma’am, did you realize how fast you were going?

Paris: Um, like, do you know who I am? I’m Paris Hilton… and that’s hot.

Officer Joe: Well, even so miss, you really can’t go so fast. I’m gonna need to see your license and registration.

Paris: Like, well, it’s here in my new Prada bag. Check it out, it’s totally hot.

Officer Joe: Please, ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you not to say “it’s hot” anymore… I find it really annoying.

Paris: (giggles) You think it’s annoying? That’s hot.

Officer Joe: Ok ma’am, please step out of the car.

Paris: That’s hot too. (”accidentally” flashes him as she gets out of the car)

Officer Joe: Ma’am, I’m warning you. Any more of these shenanigans and I’m gonna have to throw you in the slammer.

Paris: The slammer is hot.

And so she was escorted, in the back of the police car, directly to jail.

No, it wasn’t her previous record. No, it wasn’t the fact that she was driving when she wasn’t supposed to be (although we all can agree that those things are NOT OK). The real story is that Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days because of being her typical, annoying self.

That’s hot.

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7 Responses to “My take on the whole Paris Hilton thing”

  1. By Kimberly on May 10, 2007 | Reply

    Okay, that’s hilarious!

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  2. By Annie on May 10, 2007 | Reply

    Ha - sadly I think that is entirely plausible!

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  3. By epixstix on May 10, 2007 | Reply

    Isn’t it great how Paris keeps us entertained with things to laugh about? Gotta love that.

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  4. By Smiling Mom on May 10, 2007 | Reply

    Oh man, that’s funny!! Thanks for the laugh! I’m ecstatic that she is going to jail. Money doesn’t always cure stupid.

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  5. By Anonymous on May 10, 2007 | Reply

    Paris Hilton Roundup - Latest News

    http://hammer2006.blogspot.com/2007/05/paris-hilton-roundup-latest-news-paris.html

    Includes:
    Paris Hilton draws petitions for, against jail - Reuters
    Paris Hilton not expected to serve full 45-day sentence - Los Angeles Times
    Kathy Hilton stands behind her daughter - AP Akron Beacon Journal
    Paris Hilton Says She Knows She’s Not ‘Above the Law’ - AP/Fox News

    Alex Hammer

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  6. By Lene on May 11, 2007 | Reply

    I admit it - I don’t know a thing about her going to jail. Where have I been?

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  7. By Queen Heather on May 11, 2007 | Reply

    Paris, ahhhh always good for a laugh. And that’s hot.

    Is it bad that I secretly want to be Paris? Rich as get out, FREE designer clothes EVERY season, jet setting to WHEREVER I want. Oh yeah, I’m secretly envious. And that’s hot too. hehe!

    Great funny post!

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