Will someone please define "hottest"?!
April 14, 2007 – 3:35 amOk, so I was all excited to be nominated for Hottest Mommy Blogger. Yeah, it’s a silly competition, but for someone who LOVES competing, gratification, and any public display of affection, it’s still a thrill.
Until… I started looking at some of the OTHER nominees’ blogs and was struck by a very scary thought: what if the “hottest” that I thought I was nominated for is not the “hottest” that I was actually nominated for? Confusing? Let me clarify…
You see, when I read “hottest mommy blogger,” I’m thinking hot as in the Paris Hilton usage of the word… “that’s hot.” You know… cool, up-and-coming, current. Not hot as in good-looking, Halle Berry, supa-fine, hot-momma. Which is clearly how some of the OTHER nominees have interpreted it. So then I’m looking at those other sites with a new filter… And you know what, the moms featured are pretty hot (as in Halle Berry).
Ok so now I’m totally freaking out, because in the Halle Berry category I have no hope at all.
Unless…
(You know how I love to Photoshop my head onto things. NO one will ever know… right? It’ll be our little secret.)
So now, I can in good faith say, VOTE FOR ME!
Oh, and since my last post a couple of nominees were added that I think are HOT (Paris Hilton version… although I’m sure they’re Halle Berry hot too, but come on, who am I to judge?)…
InstaBloke (vote)
Queen of Shake-Shake (vote)
Kellementology (vote)
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By polliwog on Apr 14, 2007 | Reply
OK. My adoration for you is sealed.
This obsession, I mean hobby of photo-shopping your head onto stuff makes you so hot in my book all by itself! And you know? Your head looks good on that mystery body!
Thanks for the giggles tonight. So needed it. You are hot. You write well, are from Seattle, and make wickedly cool rocketships. If my boys find out about you they are going to ask CJ to consider trading moms!
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By kellypea on Apr 14, 2007 | Reply
Can you come to my Friday parties? You are lovely! And hilarious. Kudos…
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By Jennifer on Apr 14, 2007 | Reply
My goodness, you have a rockin’ bod!
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By Mike Perry on Apr 14, 2007 | Reply
My goodness, how could anyone refuse to vote for you!
Good luck,
Mike.
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By Annie on Apr 15, 2007 | Reply
Hilarous! The fact that you CAN photoshop your head onto stuff makes you hot in my book! Good Luck!
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By Heather on Apr 15, 2007 | Reply
You are HOT in soooo many ways!
Thanks for the promo! I’m so pitiful I haven’t even been able to find myself on there. Sigh..someone come kick me.
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By Blog Bloke on Dec 26, 2007 | Reply
You’ve always been my favorite hotty.
Cheers and Merry Christmas!
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