It’s time to give Halle Berry her body back

In honor of Makeover Monday, I’ve decided to give Halle Berry her body back.

This probably isn’t exactly the point of Makeover Monday, but seeing as how it’s MY blog (evil laugh) I guess you’ll just have to suffer through, eh?

It’s been fun. I’ve enjoyed being a hottie, really I have, with the blowing black hair, impossibly small waist, and sassy purple top… but I’m tired and need a cookie. Confused? just click here. Also, I have come to terms with the fact that, although I have many WONDERFULLY DELIGHTFUL readers who have been so kind as to vote for me, I will never beat the 17 million votes going to blogs like Dooce and Rockstar Mommy for Hottest Mommy Blogger.

It’s time to give up the charade.

Halle, here’s your body back.

But wait… there’s more.

Because really, no Makeover (monday or not!) should be complete without me Photoshopping my head onto some poor unsuspecting body.

And so…

Hottest mommy? I think SO!! Vote for me! (or risk certain ugly demise via my golden lasso!)

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