It’s time to give Halle Berry her body back

April 30, 2007 – 7:51 am

In honor of Makeover Monday, I’ve decided to give Halle Berry her body back.

This probably isn’t exactly the point of Makeover Monday, but seeing as how it’s MY blog (evil laugh) I guess you’ll just have to suffer through, eh?

It’s been fun. I’ve enjoyed being a hottie, really I have, with the blowing black hair, impossibly small waist, and sassy purple top… but I’m tired and need a cookie. Confused? just click here. Also, I have come to terms with the fact that, although I have many WONDERFULLY DELIGHTFUL readers who have been so kind as to vote for me, I will never beat the 17 million votes going to blogs like Dooce and Rockstar Mommy for Hottest Mommy Blogger.

It’s time to give up the charade.

Halle, here’s your body back.


But wait… there’s more.

Because really, no Makeover (monday or not!) should be complete without me Photoshopping my head onto some poor unsuspecting body.

And so…


Hottest mommy? I think SO!! Vote for me! (or risk certain ugly demise via my golden lasso!)

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9 Responses to “It’s time to give Halle Berry her body back”

  1. By moodswingingmommy on Apr 30, 2007 | Reply

    I love it! Thank you for participating in Makeover Monday.

    I have a serious case of Photoshop Envy.

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  2. By jesse on Apr 30, 2007 | Reply

    Love the picture.

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  3. By www.nolanotes.com on Apr 30, 2007 | Reply

    You ROCK with photoshop!! You get my vote!

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  4. By Queen Heather on Apr 30, 2007 | Reply

    Halle is one hot babe!

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  5. By Brillig on Apr 30, 2007 | Reply

    Hahahaha. Okay. You got my vote. You have gone to very great lengths, and deserve ten times the amount of votes you had when I voted just for the Wonder Woman pic. Seriously, I’m considering creating 1000 aliases just so that I can vote for you some more.

    By the way, I hate you (not really) for leaving me in the dust with the hottest mommy things, but I LOVE you for adding me to your sidebar. :-)

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  6. By Phara on Apr 30, 2007 | Reply

    That’s hilarious…unfortunately I really did watch that show when it was on. Always hoped she and the six million dollar man would hook up…I’d like to see a photoshop of that joint venture.

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  7. By Kimberly on Apr 30, 2007 | Reply

    Hee hee…this feels so backwards. Meeting you and -then- meeting your blog. Folks, she’s even funnier in person!

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  8. By tulipmom on Apr 30, 2007 | Reply

    You got my vote! Boy did I love that show!

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  9. By Lene on May 1, 2007 | Reply

    HAH! Love it!!

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