News you can use

March 1, 2007 – 6:02 pm

Some days I think our world is going mad. Really. And today, while browsing through the headlines that someone calls ‘news’, my theory is confirmed. Check out the latest news-worthy happenings–

Girl’s 5 weeks of hiccups finally ends
Whew! What a relief! Forget the war in Iraq… THIS was keeping me up at night.

Dog with college degree called to court
Stop the discrimination! Dogs are people too! (sort of… ok, not really, but you KNOW)

Man tries to cash $50,000 check from God
Not sure what to say about this, except that it is very weird.

Anna Nicole’s body is Bahamas bound
Even dead people are having more fun than me.

Doggy Diner bill moves forward
I’m just glad to know that our local government is focused on solving our MOST SIGNIFICANT problems.

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2 Responses to “News you can use”

  1. By Rory on Mar 1, 2007 | Reply

    Jenny, you do still come here, then? I never know where to find you!

    I did have a valid reason for commenting: “Even dead people are having more fun than me.” You wag.

    Actually, I did find it very funny. In a guilty kind of way.

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  2. By Jenny on Mar 1, 2007 | Reply

    what’s a wag? must be some british thing that I’m not familiar with…

    and, yes, my posting habits are a little all over the place these days. must figure out a STRATEGY… more on that later.

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